Category Archives: College Football

College Football

Mount Union’s new helmets are the sexiest thing this side of the Mississippi

3 Comments

mountunionhelmets

There’s sexy… and then there’s SEXY. These right here are SEXY. With all the hype surrounding the Browns new uniform changes, little ol Mount Union just stole all of their thunder by releasing these gems right here. Um. Whoa. I believe the correct emoji is

Fire Emoji (Google Hangouts / Android Version)Fire Emoji (Google Hangouts / Android Version)Fire Emoji (Google Hangouts / Android Version)Fire Emoji (Google Hangouts / Android Version)Fire Emoji (Google Hangouts / Android Version)Fire Emoji (Google Hangouts / Android Version)

If Mount slowly morphs into the Midwest DIII version of Oregon I’m 100% fine with that. Oregon has that Nike money, Mount gets that Timken money. As the only consistent championship team in Northeast Ohio it’s well deserved.

**

Akron’s new helmets are also pretty fire

Embedded image permalink

Mount helmet pic via @CoachGeoffDartt

Buckeyes, College Football

Your Official Bottlegate Game Prediction (Hey Jimmy Fallon, puppies are stupid)

Leave a comment

So Jimmy Fallon did this last week:

To save you 3 minutes I’ll sum it up for you: A bunch of cute, slobbering, naive, dumb, young puppies incorrectly picked a food dish to eat their dinner out of. Ho hum how cute blah blah blah. How Jimmy can even leave such a monumental decision in the paws of some dumb young pups is beyond me. That’s like having a bunch of Kindergartners decide Roe V. Wade. They’re just not mentally and emotionally cut out to make that kind of decision.

What you need is a regal, sophisticated, classy, intelligent animal to make these kinds of decisions. Someone who is colorblind (literally) to school colors and preconceived notions. And that someone is this:

bodhicouch

bodhitree

Without further ado, the OFFICIAL Bottlegate National Championship prediction:

Buckeyes 41 Oregon 28

— This took around 13 takes.

Buckeyes, College Football

Your Comprehensive Ohio State-Oregon National Championship Photo Gallery

Gallery Leave a comment

The Bucks play the Ducks Monday, January 12th for the national championship. What better way to get ready for the game than to check out each school’s fanbase, cheerleaders, dogs, cars, hot girls, mascots, and stadiums. 110 pics for you to feast your little eyes on. Enjoy.