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The University of Akron is looking to change it’s name to “Ohio Polytech Institute”

From Ohio.com

University of Akron President Scott Scarborough will address the possibility of changing the name of the school during a speech this month at the City Club of Cleveland.

UA spokeswoman Eileen Korey confirmed Thursday that he will deal with the issue, but she would not say what he will discuss.

Rumors have swirled that Scarborough, who took over as president last year, plans to announce a new name for the university to better represent its polymer and engineering specialties.

He is slated to speak before the City Club at noon May 15. His speech is titledMore Than Harvard: Building a Great Public University in Northeast Ohio.

The possibility already is being met with resistance, with some opponents latching onto the potential name Ohio Polytech Institute.


 

The… Ohio… Polytech… Institute? No way. That sounds like it’s a step down from ITT Tech and maybe a step up from the University of Phoenix. There’s no way that name is even being considered, is there? Look, I have absolutely no ties to AK Rowdy but if this name change happens it’d be one of the dumbest and most ridiculous collegiate blunders of all time.

Just look how bad that looks compared with the other teams in the MAC:

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I texted Zack the t-shirt guy who graduated from Akron a few years ago about this and this was his response:

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Seems pretty thrilled.

 

There’s also a Change.org petition going around condemning the name change. If you’re a Zip or know anyone that’s a Zip, go and sign it

Petition: Stop the Name Change initiated by Scott Scarborough

Update from the University’s Facebook page

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Video proves that Ohio University is most likely the best party school in Ohio

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*checks eligibility*

Fuck.

Any time there’s ever a video of a MAC school in Ohio partying with a dwarf, a donkey, a million liter vodka bottle, hot girls everywhere, and a dude in a Trent Richardson jersey… it’s getting posted 1,000 out of 1,000 times. I mean, LOOK at these characters here!

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This guy? HERE. TO. PARTY.

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Guys, look. It’s a Nordic Viking

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OH HIIIIII

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DO NOT tell this guy that Johnny is still in rehab #RehabIsForQuitters

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Derrick Rose should be resting his knee and not dancing at college parties IMO

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Eyes

Suggestive.

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Damon Jones would be so proud

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“Is he doing the thing where he smashes the beer can against his head again?”

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OH HIIIIIII

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Quick: Someone get my man here an updated Oakland Raiders jersey

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Akron, Kent State, BG, Miami, Toledo… #StepYaGameUp

(VIDEO) KSU professor has his own Indiana Jones entrance music when he walks into class. Awesome.

From Reddit One of my professors wears a hat that looks like Indiana Jones’. Someone did this when he walked into class today.

Incredible. That’s gotta be the best feeling in the world- Walking through a door into a room and having your own entrance music playing. It’s like your own personal walk towards the ring at Wrestlemania. Getting pumped up to be in front of 80,000+ people but instead of wrestling you’re getting in the zone to teach that Computer Applications class at Kent State. Ready to tackle Microsoft Office and bust out formula after formula in Excel… basically the same thing, right?