And that’s it. Just a video of a fainting goat. Nothing more, nothing less. I’m following the K.I.S.S. method on this one. Keep it simple, stupid.
Alright, so we’re all human here, right? Sometimes our mind wanders and gets caught in the gutter…. And I know what you’re thinking, I thought it too:
Boo is DEFINITELY a hit with the lady goats.
The music to this fight sucks so mute the kangaroo video and press play on the video below to hear some crunk
Never have I seen such a mean spirited fight with this amount of vitriol since Tyson-Holyfield circa 1997. Standing upright on their hind legs, this honestly just looks like 2 drunk guys fighting on the deck at Shooters. Like if it was dark enough and I was drunk enough I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between these two fighting Joeys or 2 guys named Joe wearing Affliction t-shirts swinging on each other. Incredible. Talk about “Thunder From Down Under” (talk to me Rovell). I don’t know how these kangaroos withstood all those turbo kicks and not once did one of them get fully knocked to the ground. I love how they use their tail to balance when they kick too, it’s almost like they have a third leg a la Greg Oden.
If you think we only do sports here at Bottlegate, you’re nuts. If we see a video of 2 kangaroos fighting we’re posting it 100 out of 100 times.
Down goes Frasier!! Down goes Frasier!!
PS- I know this may be a few days old but if you can’t appreciate a video of 2 kangaroos fighting set to Lil Jon then I imagine you don’t have many friends.
Whoops! That’ll end your precious little vacation pretty damn quick, huh? My main takeaways:
1. The guy filming that allowed her to eat the poop is 100% the biggest asshole of 2014. That’s a crime punishable by death.
2. Always have your head on a swivel when you’re eating ice cream outside. Can never be too careful.
3. Having a bird poop on you is one of nature’s cruelest jokes. Wouldn’t be surprised if after this happened, the couple just packed up their belongings and ended their vacation right then and there. Can’t have the constant threat of being shit on in the back of your mind while you’re laying on the beach.
4. This is the biggest asshole YouTube comment I’ve seen in some time.
Hey Ivo, how about I stick to eating my processed food and drinking caffeine everyday and you can literally go eat shit everyday. We’ll come back in a month and see who’s happier.
5. There’s a 75% chance this video is fake but it made me laugh so I couldn’t not post it.
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