Browns reporter Mary Kay Cabot Almost Got Taken Out By A Rogue Football Yesterday

At the Browns v Bucs scrimmage Wednesday morning RG3 dropped back and slung a quick out to Marlon Moore (I think) in the boundary. The pass was a little off target but Marlon probably should have hauled it in.

and then

HEAD ON A SWIVEL, MARY KAY

https://twitter.com/TrevorSikkema/status/768472402766471168

POV action

Yikes. If we’ve got NFL punters getting concussions from getting hit in the head with a ball then imagine the damage an RG3 fastball would have done to an unsuspecting person.

If that ball would have connected with MKC’s face I would have personally flown down to Tampa, raised hell, and stuck RG3’s ass on the practice squad as a strong safety. No one messes with my favorite Browns beat reporter. Sure she wrote a little too much about Johnny’s personal life and once called Jason Campbell elite, but she’s by far and away the best veteran beat reporter the Browns have and it’s not close.

#TeamMaryKayForLife

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This kid got absolutely murdered and his life will never be the same

The University of Chicago is fighting the good fight against trigger warnings and safe spaces

A guy got really drunk and basically bought a Megabus

A couple of Iranian boats harrassed the USS Nitze in the Persian Gulf

Robbers go to rob a cell phone store in New Jersey… but oops they get locked in the store and a crowd gathers outside to laugh at them

A couple of daredevils snuck into UFC 202 and filmed it

Don’t know why this Charizard and Dragonite dancing video is going viral but it is so here ya go

https://twitter.com/Michaelxbaker/status/767902267634749440

 

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Cleveland pic of the day

A seal jumps into a boat to escape some orcas who are trying to eat it

A guy decided to take a bath in 1,250 bottles of hot sauce. This hurts to watch

The Cincinnati Zoo deleted its Twitter account because they’re tired of the Harambe memes

LeBron says he didn’t wear that Ultimate Warrior shirt on purpose when he got off the plane in Cleveland 

A Pitt student got stuck between 2 buildings because he was trying to impress a date

An Oakland Raiders tight end asks out Olympian Aly Raisman on video. Shooters shoot.

Hundreds of people floating on rafts in Michigan end up on the shores of Canada after being blown off course

 

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