I Know I’m An Idiot For Being Excited About Josh Gordon But I don’t Care

 

Here we go here we go! It’s officially my favorite time of the year and one that I’ve been celebrating since the summer of 2014. It’s the time of year when I think Josh Gordon can come back in football shape, quickly knock off two years of rust (the 2014 season doesn’t count) and be the receiver for the Browns that he was in 2013.

I’m an idiot and I know I’m an idiot, ok? It’s kind of like playing Pokemon as a 27 year old. I know I’m a dork for playing Pokemon Go just like I know I’m an idiot for getting excited about Josh Gordon. It’s all about awareness. I know that getting back to form after a 1+ year layoff is going to be incredibly hard. I know the cards are stacked against him and that there’s a large faction of Browns fans who want him traded. I know he’s been a dipshit and associates himself with other dipshits.

But then there’s this

And this

And then you think about the new coaching staff and Hue Jackson’s love of big and fast wide receivers. And he’s still on his rookie contract. And many teams probably won’t trade any more than a late round pick for him. And he’s really really really talented… annnnnnnd just like that I’m 100% back on the Josh Gordon bandwagon.

Are we going to 100% regret getting excited about this when he inevitably (but hopefully not) fails a drug test in the future? Probably. I’m realistic about the whole thing but that doesn’t mean that I can’t be excited about a RG3, Duke, Flash, Barnidge, and Corey Coleman offense. On paper, it doesn’t look that shitty. Really though, it doesn’t.

My excitement level for this upcoming Browns season was at about a 6 this morning but after this Gordon news I’m at about an 8. Should be fun a fun season. All of our expectations are low but that doesn’t mean this team isn’t full of intriguing storylines.

As we come out of this Cavs championship hangover it’s now full steam ahead into Browns season.

 

And then there’s this. Fucking Goodell strikes again.

Mishmash- Woman mauled by tiger; LeBron Jr. is nailing halfcourt shots; Blair Witch sequel; King Kong trailer

Cleveland pic of the day

Pretty cool video that’s going viral

https://twitter.com/DubOnDaBeatz/status/756894856945872896

LeBron James Jr. is nailing halfcourt shots just like his dad’s teammate Kyrie Irving

Here’s a bear with cheese poofs stuck on its head

Tiger mauls woman. Watch at your own risk.

Here’s the Blair Witch sequel

And the new King Kong movie- Kong: Skull Island

 

Mishmash- Madden rookies; New Bieber song is HOT; Most searched Pokemon in each state; Restaurant KO

Cleveland pic of the day

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIBiD0iAvva/?tagged=clevelandgram&hl=en

New Bieber alert New Bieber alert

High school wrestler gives an opponent John Cena’s Attitude Adjustment

Here’s what Pokemon each state is searching for the most 

Pokemon Go Main Image - Resized

Jon Stewart had some words last night

Kevin Durant’s new Tupac tattoo is uh, not good

NFL rookies react to their Madden 2017 ratings. Cardale being mad about a 96 throw power is pretty funny

This is just one hell of an uncalled for punch

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