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This Sugar Bowl highlight video of OSU-Bama will quench your football thirst

Not gonna lie, really needed that. It’s always nice being reminded that yes, one of your teams actually won a championship in your lifetime. I’m not big on all the combine talk so this video definitely quenched my football thirst and I’m sure it quenched yours as well. Again, whoever makes these videos deserves all the money in the world. Can’t wait to see what’s in store for the Oregon game.

The song is B.O.B.’s “Beast Mode” for those that are wondering.

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Ohio Against the World; OSU v Alabama Sugar Bowl Game Tape (Second Half)

Relive the first half here

The second half started off right where the first half left off with Ohio State having their way with the vaunted Alabama defense and 12 Gauge throwing bombs

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Steve Miller pick 6. Thought this was the dagger right here.

Corey Smith gets a game ball. The dude was EVERYWHERE on kickoffs last night.

 

Then there was this. The backrub heard ’round the world. The internet thinks that this girl was cheating and at that moment in the video she realizes she’s on TV and has been caught… Other theories are she was trying to pickpocket the guy in the black or was popping pills. Or it’s actually nothing at all and people love looking way too far into things. We’ll never know the truth but this may have been the most fascinating thing to come out of last night’s game.

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Vonny Football with the crucial interception

Urban chucked his headset farther than any pass Cardale threw last night

But it all turned out alright as Ezekiel Elliott proved once and for all that the SEC just can’t match up with the Big Ten’s speed

Amari Cooper made it a little interesting but it didn’t matter

Evan Spencer with the catch of the year

Zeke had a FIELD DAY after the game

He killed his postgame appearance on ESPN. Surprised he didn’t slug Mark May here

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Urban’s face when Mark May opened his big fat mouth was priceless

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It’s a dance party in the locker room! We’re going to Dallas!

So we’re just gonna have to beat all the Heisman finalists, right?

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Bring on the Ducks

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Pic via our boy Zack 

Ohio Against the World; OSU v Alabama Sugar Bowl Game Tape (First Half)

We heard it all coming into this game: Big Ten. Too slow. 3rd string quarterback. Nick Saban. Alabama. (-9). SEC Speed. Amari Cooper. Roll Tide. Virginia Tech. Too young. Not there yet.

Then there was this from the esteemed personalities at ESPN:

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And… it was all bullshit.

Let’s look at the game tape

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Before the game we found out firsthand how the entire state of Alabama fertilizes their trees. Harvey Updyke would be proud.

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 Things did not start out well for the Buckeyes

Pretty sure Derrick Henry could have had 400 yards rushing if Lane Kiffin wasn’t an idiot. Thank you, Lane. Thank you.

Also, Jabaal Sheard and Derrick Henry? Twins.

 

That’s 250 lbs trying to hurdle you. I’d have pooped my pants.

That Amari Cooper guy? Yeah, he’s good. Hey Browns, you listening?

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Hey kid, you stink. Enjoy that Alabama education. Newsflash: the world isn’t flat

I can’t even right now. Love this chick.

But any report of the Buckeyes demise were deeply exaggerated!

“He came in like a wrecking balllll”

So I guess every player on Ohio State can throw touchdowns this year?

Boom.

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Excited?

You can relive the 2nd half here