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Viral

Battle of The Century- A Redneck drinking a beer vs. An Air compressor

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I really had no desire to watch this when I first clicked on this video but boy I’m glad I did. That’s just what they do in the South, man. Pray to Jesus, Alabama Crimson Roll Tide football, racism, and stand in front of Hurrican Andrew-like winds from a machine while you try and drink a cold one and smoke a square. Such a simple life with not a care in the world.

How about this guy though?

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Just the epitome of the South. Cut-off jorts, flip flops, bald, a barbed wire tattoo, and a beater that hasn’t been through the wash in about 3 weeks. He’s the white version of Samual L. Jackson in Black Snake Moan.

Early frontrunner for viral video of the year in 2015

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Baseball

Royals vs. Giants World Series Drinking Game

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As promised in our 2014 World Series Viewing Guide……

….the Bottlegate World Series Drinking Game! I myself will be opening up the bottle of Kraken rally rum I bought for last year’s Wild Card game and haven’t laid a finger on since, but we’re from Cleveland, so any type of booze will do. Shoot us any additional rules you come up with in the comments or on twitter.

Sips

  • Whenever it’s mentioned that this could be the Royals “year”
  • If your eyes accidentally wander to Erin Andrews’ or Ken Rosenthal’s face
  • Mentions about the Royals bullpen:
    • Kelvin Herrera throws hard
    • Wade Davis used to be a starter
    • Greg Holland’s slider
  • Mics pick up a cuss word from Jake Peavy
  • Billy Butler physically makes it to first base
  • Buster Posey’s plate discipline or Pablo Sandoval’s lack thereof is discussed
    • Turns into a finish your drink if it’s within the same conversation

Healthy Gulps

  • Whenever it’s mentioned how unorthodox Hunter Pence is
  • A batter gestures to their dugout after a base hit
  • They show Paul Rudd in the crowd
  • Mike Moustakas does something that makes you ask him if he’s fucking kidding you
  • Harold Reynolds makes a joke about Madison Bumgarner or Eric Hosmer drinking beer
  • Lorenzo Cain makes a diving catch
  • Jarrod Dyson pinch runs
  • Nick Swisher says “man”

Finish your drink

  • Alex Gordon concusses himself
  • If the announcers or someone you’re watching the game with mentions or, God forbid, says they miss Tim McCarver
  • Interview Paul Rudd in the crowd
  • They play “Royals” in our out of a commercial break
  • Jarrod Dyson pinch runs & steals a base
  • Kansas City commits an error

and finally…

  • Nick Swisher says “bro”

 

Bottoms up.