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Mike Polk is Kyle Shanahan in his 32 point exit strategy to leave the Browns (VIDEO)

Damn you Mike Polk. Damn you. I’ve been working on my own 32 pt. Powerpoint presentation to post on here but this just blows it out of the water. This was perfect in every way possible down to Jimmy Haslam’s orange tan to Ray Farmer texting Shanahan during the whole presentation. Andre Knott put on a helluva performance as well.

The sad but true thing about this video is that almost every statement out of the 32 were legitimate reasons to leave. Thirty two reasons. Thirty fucking two. That’s how bad things are right now. Whatever, at least we’re getting new jerseys soon.

With rumors of a Browns new uniform release swirling, here are all the concepts floating around

There’s a rumor floating around these here interwebs that the Browns may be releasing their new uniforms soon. Some say it’s February 16, some says it’s February 18th, but no one really has any idea. We gathered all the uniform concepts floating around Twitter etc. and rated them. Some are good, some are pretty bad. I imagine that whatever the Browns and Nike come up with, they’ll resemble something in this gallery

UPDATE: Those dates are obviously completely wrong

. If you know of any that aren’t on here, tweet us @Bottlegate

Note: None of these pictures were made by anyone from Bottlegate.com nor do they belong to us. If you see your design up there, let us know and we’ll give you your deserved credit