Mike Polk is Kyle Shanahan in his 32 point exit strategy to leave the Browns (VIDEO)

Damn you Mike Polk. Damn you. I’ve been working on my own 32 pt. Powerpoint presentation to post on here but this just blows it out of the water. This was perfect in every way possible down to Jimmy Haslam’s orange tan to Ray Farmer texting Shanahan during the whole presentation. Andre Knott put on a helluva performance as well.

The sad but true thing about this video is that almost every statement out of the 32 were legitimate reasons to leave. Thirty two reasons. Thirty fucking two. That’s how bad things are right now. Whatever, at least we’re getting new jerseys soon.

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