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Browns Fan Has A NSFW/Almost Sensible Johnny Manziel Rant In The Driver’s Seat Of His Car

February 4, 2016 Mike Leave a comment

Probably NSFW: Lots and lots of language.

Many of you probably know this dude. His name is El Presador and he makes YouTube videos about the Browns. Usually they’re after losses or when he wants to bitch about Mike Pettine. I’ve seen a handful of them and usually they’re the same old shit every week: The Browns suck, Mike Pettine sucks, and he yells loudly and swears every 4th word. Pretty simple formula and it works because his videos have thousands and thousands of views on them.

But this one actually caught my attention a little bit because he actually makes some valid points. I think he actually conveys a lot of the thoughts that us fellow Browns fans have. So after you get past all of the times he says “fuck” and “bitch,” there’s actually something pragmatic here.

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Johnny Manziel Involved In Another Altercation With His Girlfriend. This Time In Texas

January 30, 2016 Mike Leave a comment

Trouble finds Manziel again. Early this morning FW Police were called to get information about a dispute between he and his GF. No arrests.

— David Watkins (@DWat_Golf) January 30, 2016

Ft Worth police confirm to @CBSNews Johnny Manziel had "altercation" w/ gf. He wasn't arrested @CBSSports pic.twitter.com/jsDUDM54R8

— Omar Villafranca (@OmarVillafranca) January 30, 2016

Atta boy, Johnny! Second domestic dispute since October. I think we’re beginning to see a pattern here with Mr. Football.

Do you know how easy it is to not get the cops called on you and your girlfriend? Johnny’s managed to do it twice in the past few months.

Jimmy Haslam said TWO DAYS AGO that he thinks the relationship between the Browns and Manziel is fixable and this is how Johnny responds. You have to try and be this dumb and be in the news cycle this much, it’s incredible.

February 8th is when the Browns can officially cut Manziel. Expect a farewell video by then too.

UPDATE: According to Profootballtalk.com, police used a helicopter to search for Manziel after his altercation.

Via Mark David Smith of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Fort Worth police have issued a statement indicating that a helicopter was used to search for Manziel following whatever it was that happened between him and a female on Saturday morning.

The report indicates that a “possible assault” occurred, but that the potential victim (who referred to Manziel as her ex-boyfriend) was not cooperative. The helicopter search apparently resulted from Manziel’s ex-girlfriend’s concerns for his well-being and an inability to locate him through “cell phone numbers associated with him.”

A helicopter to look for an NFL quarterback after an altercation with a woman? What is happening here.

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There’s A “Many Disguises Of Johnny Manziel” Sign In Cleveland… And He’s Drawn As A Penis.

January 27, 2016 Mike Leave a comment

Johnny Manziel sign in Brooklyn on Pearl Road. Never change Clevelanders, never change. pic.twitter.com/TLztKwFYlK

— Cleveland SN (@SNCleveland) January 27, 2016

Welp. If we don’t laugh, we’ll cry. Here’s a guy that was one of the most electrifying college football players who was drafted to turn around one of the most storied franchises in the NFL. Who made the Cleveland Browns the lead story on Sportscenter every night and had the highest selling jersey in the NFL.

The guy who almost brought grown ass men to tears the moment he was drafted:

Is now the butt of jokes and is being drawn as a werewolf and as a giant dickhead. Cold world. Quite the fall from grace I’d say.

If you don’t laugh at the thought of a person sitting at their kitchen table drawing a giant penis to resemble Johnny Manziel for a yard sign then I don’t want to know you as a person. That’s funny.