In the words of the eloquent Bryce Harper “That’s a clown question, bro.”
Hilarious. This video was great for two reasons:
1. It gave you a quick 45 second view of a person completetly taken aback by a question; then watching the person scramble to make sense of what’s going on; the person thinks they have an understanding of the question buttttt NOPE!!
And then this video gives us one of the best WTF faces I’ve seen in some time. (that slight furrowed brow at :19 made me howl with laughter)
2. With all the talk of fathers and LeBron, it’s a great excuse to post this video from Froggy Fresh… which, in hindsight, is super hilarious.
Maybe next time say “leadership role” instead of “parental role” when you’re talking to a 23 year old basketball player about his older teammate.
What better way to immortalize somebody’s place in NBA playoff history than to make a tribute video about them? Add in a few clips of them getting dunked on to the tune of Avril Lavigne and you have our country’s greatest cinematic masterpiece since James Cameron’s Avatar.
Goodnight sweet Joakim, you will be missed on the shores of Lake Erie.
Yawn. Start the series down 2-1, win the next 3. Boom. Just like that the series is over. On to Atlanta or Washington. Matthew Dellavedova grabbed Chicago’s heart out of their chest, squeezed, threw it the ground, stepped on it, then spit on it. He finished with 19 points and had a 20 second stretch in the 2nd half where he hit a 3, stripped the ball, then hit another 3. It was Jordan-esque.
LeBron didn’t play particularly well and still almost had a triple double, Tristan had 13 points and 17 rebounds, our bench went 9-18 on three pointers, and the Cavs officially ended the Thibodeau era by beating the Bulls by 21.
We’re on to Atlanta or Washington.
Let’s look at the game tape
We had quite the scare when Kyrie went down after injuring his foot. Good thing the Cavs won, it’ll provide some much needed rest for Kyrie
Tristan Thompson: Man’s game. Nice spinning and-1 oop from Delly
Mirotic did his best WWE Clothesline impression. Little did he know this would be the turning point that ultimately ended the game and the Bulls season.
– Matthew Dellavedova outplayed Derrick Rose in an elimination game. Just let that sink in.
– He’s also listed as the owner of the Chicago Bulls
– Has anyone given David Blatt an ounce of credit yet? It’s going to be interesting to see in the next couple of days if anyone acknowledges the rookie head coach
– Tristan Thompson is making himself a shit ton of money this playoffs and he’ll deserve every cent of it
– During this time in between the ECF, Kyrie Irving should hire someone to carry him around everywhere he goes like Ariana Grande does. I don’t want him putting any weight on those legs.
– I want to play the Wizards next series solely because they have more hateable players. There’s really nothing about the Hawks that makes you strongly dislike them
– If you would have told me before the season it’d be LeBron James, Tristan Thompson and Matthew Dellavedova on the podium after a series clinching win to move on to the Eastern Conference Finals… I would have spit in your face and then slapped you
– The average margin of victory in the Celtics series was 9.25 PPG. In this Bulls series the Cavs won their games by an average of 10.75 PPG. BUT THE BULLS ARE SO GOOD AND EVERYONE ON ESPN PICKED THEM TO MAKE THE FINALS.
– Has a team ever had the #1 pick in the draft one year and then made the NBA Finals the next? Someone look that up, would ya?
Bottlegate 