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Timofey Mozgov stars in the greatest commercial ever made

BRAVO! BRAVO SIR! What a rush! Never knew ol’ Timo had acting chops like that. Even in a backwards jersey he’s like a young Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse. Timofey displayed the kind of range you’d expect out of a seasoned commercial veteran. His opening delivery of “Get that weak stuff outta here” will go down in commercial lore along with “Gimme a break” from Kit Kat, the “I want my baby back baby back” ribs commercial from Chili’s, and “I’m lovin it” from McDonalds.

If you saw Timo out at the Brew Garden, how many beers do you think he could slug back? Twelve? Twenty? Fifty? For some reason I get this suspicion that he’s probably a vodka guy.

UPDATE:

There’s another commercial: This time with boobs.

Mozzy, you dog, you! How about the Brew Garden just creating commercials that have gone viral all over the Internet? A+ job by their marketing team… Anyone got a name for this girl btw?

Also, he wears hats in public (Heinen’s) that say “Fuck you”

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Love this dude

Thanks to James for the tip on Video #2

Video: LeBron nonchalantly flicks his wrist and drills a 40 foot “free throw”

If you missed it, the Cavs sleep-walked through the first half of their game vs the Milwaukee Bucks; woke up in the third quarter; fucked around; and ended up winning by 18. JR Smith was unconscious, LeBron was LeBron and Kyrie & K-Love didn’t play the entire fourth quarter. It was a very odd game.

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Lost in all this was LeBron flicking his wrist after a foul was called and draining a 40 footer like it was nothing. Flat footed like a free throw. 40 feet. Swish. Casual as fuck. Dude is unreal.

This time with music:

I could watch JR Smith swing a golf club all day long (plus dick jokes!)

Via JR’s Instagram

https://instagram.com/p/0WowxPtfP2/

I’m a simple man. It doesn’t take much to grab my attention but I’m at the point now where I could watch JR Smith do ANYTHING and be entertained. I’d watch the guy eat cereal or pump gas with a smile on my face from ear to ear. Never took him for much of a golfer but his swing looked almost as pure as his jumpshot. I think it’s safe to say if they guy wasn’t making baskets on the court he’d be making putts on the green.

Bubba Watson posted this picture over the weekend of him teeing it up with JR on Saturday the day before the Cavs played Orlando.

Of course, us being who were are couldn’t let JR Smith’s attire and attributes go unnoticed.

Quick, some JR Smith golfing one liners:

  • What’s Jr’s favorite club? The 9-iron he keeps in his pants.
  • How does JR Smith putt without falling over?
  • What’s JR’s record for holes played in a day? 18? 36?
  • Does JR Smith use a head cover when he’s using his driver?
  • Hopefully he washes his balls after every hole