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LeBron James almost killed an entire section of Orlando Magic fans

The above picture was taken during the fourth quarter of the Cavs win over the Magic. The black shirt guy in the front row touched the ball while LeBron was trying to save it before in went out of bounds. As you can see LeBron was not happy and the people in the front row probably crapped their pants.

What do you think each person in the picture was thinking?

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  1. “LeBron, your hairline. What’s your secret and how can I get some?”
  2. “Sorry bro. These non-prescription glasses blurred my vision and I had no idea the ball was that close”
  3. “Oh my God I’ve never seen a black guy this close”
  4.  “Is that LeBron? I thought we were at a Phish concert. Who’s got the weed?”
  5. “Look honey, a BASKETBALL player!”
  6. “I’m missing the local news for this”
  7. *Takes Snap Chat and types “Front Row LeBron James bitchesss”*
  8. “So that’s why they call him ‘King?”
  9. “I’ll be that good and tall and strong and black one day”
  10. “Do it LeBron. Kill him. Let there be blood! Do it!!”
  11. “Day light savings time hmmm why are they saving it and where do they keep it?”
  12. “What section are the hot dogs at and I wonder how many I can fit in my mouth…”

 

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Watch Kyrie Irving score all of his NBA season high 57 points. Good God.

Damn. What a way to start the morning. If you’re keeping track at home, Kyrie Irving has had the 2 highest scoring games in the NBA this season with 55 & 57 points respectively. Oh yeah, and he’s only 22 years old. This kid… wow. He’s gonna be scary good. Obviously LeBron is still the Alpha Dog on this team but in the final minutes of the 4th quarter and in overtime I didn’t want any other player on the Cavs touching the ball other than #2.

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Also, do not be the guy that criticizes Kevin Love this morning, k? According to Sam Amico, his back was acting up, so we can all stop saying he sucks after he just had 21 points & 14 rebounds vs. Dallas a couple nights ago.

Final thing:

Fuck this little kid in the crowd.

Final final thing: COLD BLOODED

LeBron continues to have the most outrageous pregame handshakes in the NBA

Couple things:

1. Does Shumpert have the best hair in the history of sports? Retweet for YES, Favorite for YES.

2. LeBron’s hairline has been well documented. Do you think he’s is jealous of Shump’s hair? A little part of him probably dies with each handshake imo.

3. If you’re curious as to what Kendrick Perkins is telling LeBron before tipoff, it’s outlined here from Cleveland.com

Right before the starters take the court, you’ll catch Perkins forcefully wrapping his arms around James and he begins speaking words of encouragement in his ear. James would then nod his head as he soaks it in.

“A lot of people are starting to compare other players to him and they’re not even on the same level as him,” Perkins said. “I’m just telling him to be great. I’m letting him know that it’s on him to go out there and show the world once again who the man is.”

4. Cavs need to wear the Navy digs every game. Sexiest unis in Cleveland.

Quick Power Rankings: Cavs handshakes this year

3. Kyrie and Kevin Love smoking weed sharpening their mustaches

2. LeBron and Shump

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1. BFFs Matthew Dellavedova and Brendan Haywood

Thanks to Joe for the tip

PS- The original video can be found here… We’re morons that don’t know how to embed videos that aren’t from YouTube