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Hey girls, Kevin Love is on the March cover of GQ Magazine. Let’s rate his pics

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Goes without saying this a 12/10

Coming off of JR Smith’s NBA All Star Fashion Show in, I think it’s safe to say that the Cleveland Cavaliers are the best dressed of all 30 NBA teams. Obviously you knew this March cover was coming for Kevin after he was voted The Hottest Athlete in Cleveland. Let’s rate his spread klove4 9. Has the Blue Steel look to let you know he’s all business when it comes to basketball. Plunging neck line is a nice touch. Rather if it’s hitting up the practice courts or going to get a quick lift in at the gym he’s always dressed to the nines. Also: Who’s the girl? klove3 9.5. Killing the “European Tourist” look with the oversized sunglasses. I’m not crazy about the type of dog but we’ll let it slide for now. I imagine these are the shades he was wearing when he scratched his cornea. Turtleneck swag on a hundred thousand trillion. klove2 10. Senior year yearbook picture for sure. This one will probably be taped up on girls’ walls all over the country. A cockeyed optimist full of unbridled enthusiasm. klove1   10. Hair is suede coat is looks like he’s ready to stroll down to the West Side Market on a brisk Saturday morning in March. Casual as fuck but will break girls’ necks as they snap to watch him walk by.

Go watch his short GQ interview

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Is it OK to wear a jersey with no undershirt to an NBA game?

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The Cavs posted the above picture on their Instagram account last night after they throttled the Miami Heat last night 113-93. What really caught my eye was the bro with the courtside seats trying to high five LeBron. How did he get those seats? Who’s that girl he’s with? ButI digress…

The thing that most caught my attention was this guy’s wardrobe; mainly his lack of an undershirt under his LeBron jersey.

I’d like to pose the question to everyone reading this: Is wearing a basketball jersey w/no t-shirt underneath an acceptable look for an NBA game? Let’s give it a quick breakdown.

The argument for no undershirt

  • You get a nice breeze so your armpits won’t sweat because sweaty armpits fuck up your whole day
  • If you consistently work out it’s a great excuse to show off your delts and bis
  • You don’t look like every white NCAA basketball player of all time
  • You can show off your sick tribal tattoo
  • Better arm mobility if you need to put your arm around a girl or catch a shirt from the t-shirt cannon

The argument for an undershirt

  • People will think you’re a tool if you show up indoors without sleeves on
  • You can show off your sick tribal tattoo
  • They can cover up those gross unsightly hairs on the back of your arm and upper shoulder
  • If you haven’t hit the gym in awhile, they can cover up those skinny twigs you call arms
  • An undershirt will keep your arms warm if the arena is a tad chilly

So let’s vote:

UPDATE: Apparently this guy in the main picture proposed to his girlfriend on the Humungotron and she said yes. Big win for #TeamNoUndershirt here

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Watch the Cavs bench go batshit bonkers after LeBron throws down a disgusting alley oop

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Hear that sound? That’s the sound of the rest of the Eastern Conference shitting down their collective legs and crying into their pillow before they go to sleep. The Cavs are starting to gel and it’s starting to get fun down at the Q.

Subtweetgate aside it seems like these guys genuinely have fun when they’re together. As we’ve seen the past couple of years it’s the teams with the best chemistry that have the best chance to win the Finals. We’re slowly getting to that point. Oh, and having your center lead a fast break and then throwing an alley-oop to the best player in the world doesn’t hurt either.

Mike Miller’s celebrations are just the best.