Auburn Hills police responded to reports Sunday morning of a man walking northbound in the middle of Interstate 75 wearing nothing but a cowboy hat. No shirt, no pants, no shoes.
The incident was captured on video by a man who pulled over to the highway’s shoulder, just as the nude man walked past. Southbound cars on the highway had to veer to get out of the way of the man. Thankfully, traffic was light because of a recent snowstorm.
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Yikes. Times are looking bleak in that state up north. He’s probably had it up to here with the recent misfortunes of his favorite sports teams. First, the state’s biggest rival wins the National Championship which totally overshadowed his team’s acclaimed coaching hire. Then the Nationals sign Detroit’s best pitcher and former Cy Young winner in Max Scherzer. Then just when the basketball team is starting to turn a corner, one of their best players (Brandon Jennings) gets injured and is out for the year.
And to top it all off, during the Super Bowl, Twitter started ripping his favorite NFL team out of nowhere!
Some people turn to alcohol or drugs to cope, this guys turns to stripping naked and streaking down the busy Detroit highways in the middle of winter. Tomato Tomahto
Questionable decision streaking during the cold winter months. Might want to do that in the summer. Here, let George Costanza explain it:
Bottlegate 