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This Week In Cleveland Craigslist Missed Connections

October 20, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

After a 12 day hiatus we’re back with a vengeance this week with our Cleveland Craiglist Missed Connections weekly feature. Searching the depths of Craigslist to bring you the finest missed connections postings from the finest Northeast Ohioans on the Internet. Some posts are looking for love, some are looking to hook up, none of them will work.

Let’s go

Continuing our theme of “gas station or convenience store postings.” I’ll tell ya, these NE Ohio gas stations must be a breeding place for love or something because after sifting through these posts I’d say about 40% of these occur in line at a gas station.

BRO. You’re posting about something from several YEARS ago?? Do you know how unlikely it is for someone to search Craigslist and make a connection with someone they saw an hour ago? But you think the random girl at Barley House (I think) will somehow remember that she smiled at you in 2012?!? This one has to be fake. I cannot believe someone as stupid as this exists.

Haha. Dork. Take your poetry somewhere else you weirdo.

Could this guy be any more clueless? Here, let this Family Guy clip break it down for you:

I don’t know what you guys were talking about in regards to Playboy but I’d sure like to get your thoughts on their decision to stop showing nudity.

“Would definitely kiss you.” Uh, thanks?

“Hey you’re a fucking awful at playing the instrument that you probably spend hours upon hours practicing and devoting your life to… wanna go on a date?”

MORE GAS STATIONS. Love this dude just casually slipping in “import sports car.” Hey, if I had an import sports car and didn’t drive a POS with no air conditioning and a radio that doesn’t get FM channels, I’d reference “my import sports car” so much it’d make your head spin.

“Just the right amount of junk in the trunk.” Sure dude, let’s traumatize your kids once they find their dad hooking up with their teammate’s mom in the soccer field bathrooms.

Sexy cougars eating donuts? Now I’m intrigued.

Hey fucker, I’m trying to have a weekly blog feature here. Don’t let the Craigslist posters become self aware.

Oh what the fuck.

And on that note, we’re out until next week.

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Akron woman asks for a kiss, then robs 47-year-old man

October 19, 2015 Ai Leave a comment

From Cleveland.com:

“AKRON, Ohio — An Akron woman working with three masked gunmen distracted a 47-year-old man by asking for a kiss shortly before the group robbed him, according to police.

Katie Cozart, 20, is charged with aggravated robbery and aggravated burglary. She is expected to appear Monday in Akron Municipal Court.

Cozart was drinking with two men Aug. 24 at the the 47-year-old man’s apartment in the 1300 block of Goodyear Boulevard. A 65-year-old man left to buy cigarettes.

Cozart, who had been texting someone throughout the night, walked outside and asked the victim for a kiss.

The man went in for a kiss and the three robbers surrounded him. They demanded to know where he kept his money, according to police reports.

The gunmen forced the man and Cozart back into the apartment and ordered them to the ground. The trio stole the man’s PlayStation, cellphone and $100. They ransacked the apartment before driving off in a BMW, according to police reports.”

A woman will make a man do crazy things. Just look at that mugshot. Buzz, your girlfriend.

This weirdo definitely had it coming for having a 20-year-old over his house to drink, let alone leaning in for a peck. That’s for sure. But you always hate to see the PlayStation get involved. Take my eyes but not the PS4.

Overall, net loss for the criminals here. Little weird that the getaway car for this two-bit stickup was a beamer but it makes the end of the story SO much better:

“The 65-year-old man drove on South Goodkirk Street about 80 miles per hour in a 35 zone. He side-swiped two cars at the intersection of East Buchtel Avenue and hit a curb, launching the car into the air.

The car hit a tree in mid-air and flipped upside down, according to police reports. Both men were taken to Akron City Hospital.”

PS Tried to snoop this girl’s Facebook after I saw it mentioned in the comments section…couldn’t find it, but this picture popped up when I searched her and it’s weirdly accurate

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(VIDEO) Kevin Love Talks Championship, Working Out In Utah, His Shoulder, And Paddleboarding

October 19, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

Hey Kev, how was Utah and training at 7,000 feet above sea level? Did you learn anything cool?

Kev: Yeah, watch this.

This video trailer comes via The Players Tribune and chronicles Kevin Love’s summer of training and rehabbing his shoulder. The full video gets released tomorrow (which we’ll post here as well) and seems like it’ll must-see TV.

Like I’ve said before, the things I find most interesting about sports are the behind the scenes stuff. I want to see the locker room speeches, hear the players mic’ed up on the sidelines, or see the players practicing or working out. The games are obviously the best part, but I’m particularly drawn to what happens when the games aren’t going on.

“Moving forward, I think everybody on our team 1-15, 1-14, 1-13… we feel like we have unfinished business and that’s to win a championship and hoist the Larry O’Brien trophy”

I just got irrationally excited for this Cavs season.

PS- Look at my man here repping 70s like it ain’t no thing. I see you, Kev.