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The Tenth of April

“Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday’s success or put its failures behind and start over again. That’s the way life is, with a new game every day, and that’s the way baseball is.”

-Bob Feller

I resigned to my quarters last evening before the sun had set. I was preparing. Fueling up. Recharging my batteries. For the next morning when I awoke, we would be mere hours from the pandemonium that overtakes the city of Cleveland only once a year. Friends and strangers alike, partaking together in the streets. On this day, people aren’t Democrats or Republicans. They aren’t Catholic, Jewish or Muslim. They’ve all congregated to reminisce about past successes and failures, the promise of the future and to drink to the team that has been here 45 years longer than any other. On this day, the tenth of April, these people are all Cleveland Indians fans.

I woke up at three o’clock AM like a young boy on Christmas morning. Unable to return to slumber, I began thinking about the day that followed and the challenges that came with it. While the light at the end of the tunnel shined as luminous as a thousand suns, the path that preceded it would not be an easy one. There would be trials. There would be tribulations. I would get knocked down, and once I got back up, I would get knocked down again. There would be people rooting for my demise, because I’m from Cleveland, and that’s what people do. In the wee hours of this morning I had no choice but to focus on myself. Control what I could control. Picture myself doing what I needed to do, performing to the best of my abilities, doing my job. Visualizing the best possible outcome for every obstacle that sat between me and 4:10 PM. I made my self believe, in my heart, that I was going to succeed.

And that is why I know I will survive. I will be better than anything that tries to stop me. I will make it through this half-day in the office and be back downtown to slug beers with you by 12:30, Cleveland. Big players make big plays in big games. Someone wants to have a quick meeting at 11:30? Throw it on my calendar. Let me freshen up your coffee, boss. Anyone that walks by my cube is going to get a “Good Morning” with an exclamation mark and the smile emoji that shows teeth. Nothing will ruin this day. Because in Northeast Ohio, nothing is given. Everything is earned. And we watched Casey Kotchman get five hundred plate appearances in 2012. We earned this day.

Phil Taylor is not a fan of 92.3 The Fan; Challenges Chuck Booms to a boxing match in the Muni Lot

Quick backstory: On 92.3 The Fan the boys on Kiley and Booms started discussing some of the Instagram pictures Phil Taylor has posted recently. Chuck Booms started complaining that he didn’t like Phil posting pictures of him hunting & his guns on Instagram. Because that’s what Browns fans need to be worried about; one of our better defensive players going on hunting trips.

A couple of the pics in question:

 

Chuck then went on to say that the NFL should punish Phil for his pictures because it creates a bad image and the hosts then went as far as to compare Phil’s Instagram posts to Aaron Hernandez. (I don’t know the exact quotes but if someone could get it that’d be appreciated)

Someone alerted Phil of what was being said and as you can imagine he didn’t take very kindly to those words

 

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My take: Can you agree with both sides? I get the point Booms was trying to make in that in light of everything that’s going on with the Aaron Hernandez trial that it might not be the wisest decision to post gun pictures on social media. I personally don’t have a problem if someone is a responsible gun owner and posts a picture, but can see how someone might take that the wrong way. Making even the slightest reference to Aaron Hernandez when talking about an Instagram picture is just unconscionably stupid though. To even bring up a murderers name when discussing an INSTAGRAM picture is mind boggling.

As for the hunting pictures, I have no issue with them. Professional athletes hunt and post pictures of their kill all the time. Remember when Adam LaRoche posted this picture after he killed this beast?

Or this picture of a mountain lion?

Just because a player is a professional athlete doesn’t mean he or she can’t post pictures of themselves hunting. People hunt. It’s a hobby. There’s a billion other things to worry about in regards to your hometown sports team, this isn’t one of them.

All I know is I bet the Browns public relations team isn’t too excited right about now. My guess is that a defensive lineman challenging a 50-something morning drive radio host to a fight isn’t exactly good for business. I applaud Phil for standing up for himself in that regard though.

As for the boxing match how much do you think tickets would cost? Because I’d pay infinity dollars to see Phil Taylor and Chuck Booms square off inside of a ring in the Muni Lot. Who needs the UFC to come to Cleveland when we could have that entertainment.

Go Browns

Coming to Cleveland this summer: A 1,000 foot water slide

Via Cleveland Scene

Slide the City, a traveling water entertainment company from Utah, is bringing its enormous, two-lane water slide to northeast Ohio this summer, with plans to hit three major cities: Cleveland, Akron, and Youngstown.

For a fee, riders can whiz through 1,000 feet of city streets on inner tubes or other flotation devices, which seems like a positively delightful way to take in our fine city.

Prices are on the steep side, clocking in at $15 for a single ride, $30 for three rides, and $50 for an unlimited pass. Depending on the package, inner tubes may also need to be rented.


 

$50 for unlimited rides down the slide? Um. Where do I sign up and here, take all the money in my wallet X 10…. 1,000 feet of pure unadulterated waterslide bliss. Where is this thing going to take place though? My guess is one of the hills in the flats you take to get to Shooters? I don’t know. A great hill would be the brick road under the bridge that runs next to the Aloft Hotel and Ernst & Young building… probably a little too steep though.

If I was running this thing I’d make sure there was a bar every 100 feet (what could go wrong?), not allow kids under 18, and try to keep the hipsters out because they ruin everything fun. No one wants to see your twirly mustache on a waterslide you doofus. Go buy a razor.

OVER/UNDER 12 inflatable swans spotted at this thing? I’m going way way over.

This is just more motivation to lose that spare tire you’ve been growing since football season started. I suggest the new diet that I’ve been on since Monday- Chicken noodle soup and V8 vegetable juice. That’s it. All nutrients all the time. Remember: A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

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