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10 police departments are called to break up 300 person brawl at Valley View Cinemark

-From a Cleveland news station (not saying which one because they didn’t credit us for something we had earlier in the week)

VALLEY VIEW, Ohio – Police say fights have broken out a a Valley View theater Friday evening.

The fights are still happening at the Cinemark At Valley View And XD located on Canal Road, according to police.

Officials confirm to newsnet5 that 10 police departments are on scene. 

Police say all those involved in the fights are juveniles. 

Here’s the video via Will Burge:

http://instagram.com/p/xYVLI0GS8s/?modal=true

Was that Robin Thicke??

Oh. “All those involved in the fights are juveniles.” They MUST be talking about the Beachwood Mall fight  we posted earlier in the week, right? No? This is another incident? Sigh.

Jesus Christ, kids. What are we doing here? Whatever happened to going to the movies on a Friday night with your friends and just being normal? Maybe sneak in some candy or chips. Maybe sneak into a Rated-R movie?

I was just at Valley View Cinemark today watching some shitty Steve Carrell and Channing Tatum movie too. What the hell.

Sidenote: If you’re even considering going to see Foxcatcher… just.. don’t. You’ll thank me. It’s AWFUL.

Let’s go to the handy dandy Twitter machine and see what we missed:

There’s this:

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A couple cops showed up

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Pic via Peggy Gallek

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Pic via Hilary Golston

PS- 10 police departments got called for that????

Huge brawl at Beachwood Mall because some girl stepped on another girl’s pair of Jordans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfqn6LIRodM

Video via @IsThatEarl

What? What’s going on here? Why did I not hear “WORLDSTAR” being shouted by everyone in the audience? If a fight breaks out and no one yells “Worldstar,” did that fight even happen?

I was just at Beachwood Mall on Christmas Eve doing some last minute gift shopping and let me tell you, I sympathize with these brawlers 100%. Tensions run high, you can’t walk without bumping in to everyone, people walk slow, your personal space is non existent. I would welcome a night at Guantanamo Bay rather than having to shop at a mall on Christmas Eve. Christmas shopping sucks.

YouTube– The fight at Beachwood mall that everybody wanted to see… Over a girl stepped/Scuff on another girl new Jordans

Oh, what’s that you say? They weren’t all grumpy because they were Christmas shopping? According to the description of the video on YouTube the fight was started after one girl stepped on another girl’s Jordans. I take back everything I said about sympathizing. That’s actually incredible.

My favorite part is at :40 when the girl gets in one last kick for good measure.

And WTF Beachwood. You’re Beachwood. This isn’t Parma or Eastlake (sorry, went to Willoughby South, it’s ingrained in me). Clean it the fuck up.

I mean, I can see if this fight was over some Bottlegate t-shirts, or the results of our “Cleveland’s Hottest Professional Athlete” poll, but c’mon now.

The pics from Twitter are FANTASTIC

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SOMEONE NEEDS TO FIND THIS GUY IN THE RED SHIRT IMMEDIATELY!

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Pics via @Tgoody

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And there’s a Vine!

Via @kattgogin

UPDATE: Just got this text from my friend who was in the mall when it happened. All she wanted was a fucking NYE dress.

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Big Black from Rob & Big weighed in on Johnny Manziels “fight” and it’s hilarious

First off, the poop emoji; HILARIOUS. It works in every situation and makes every text or tweet about 1000x times funnier than it would have been originally. It’s the most versatile emoji in the game. If your tweet doesn’t have the sizzle you’re looking for, add the poop emoji and boom you’re looking at at least 5 extra retweets and favorites.

Hey dude who wanted to hug Johnny, maybe next time you shouldn’t act like a:

When you’re (shitfaced):

And instead you should just:

Second point: I bet when Chris Gonos decided to try and hug Johnny Manziel Friday night he wasn’t thinking in the back of his mind that in a few days a former star of a hit MTV show would be calling him a “fucker” and a “bitch” on Twitter. When it rains it pours I guess.

Third point: Johnny, HIRE THIS MAN.

PS- If you missed Chris’s comment on a Cleveland.com article in June, here ya go

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Seems like he’s “only guilty of being a fan”