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A guy tried to hug Johnny Manziel. The guy was promptly mollywhopped.

From Cleveland Scene

An eager Cleveland Browns fan sparked a massive fight at The 9 when he approached Johnny Manziel and his “entourage” late Friday night, according to a police report obtained today by Scene.

Cleveland police were called to the apartment’s lobby at 2:36 a.m. for a report of a “riot” involving 20 men and two security guards.

The alleged victim, 33-year-old Sandusky resident Chris Gonos, reported to police that he and his girlfriend spotted Manziel while waiting for an elevator at the high-end apartment complex, where many Cleveland professional athletes live, and professed his love to the rookie quarterback.

Gonos told police he pointed Manziel out to his girlfriend: “That’s Johnny Manziel.” Then he approached him.

According to the report, “at this time victim stated to the unidentified male, ‘I’m the biggest Browns fan ever, I love you, I want to give you a hug.'”

Gonos stepped towards Manziel and was promptly punched in the face, the alleged victim’s account to police says, followed by a beat down by Manziel’s crew, giving the man a “swollen lip, right eye swollen, red face.” A security guard intervened and also was hurt.

And here are some quotes from Mr. Gonos in the same article:

“I got a bruised hip and a bruised elbow, and somebody hit me in the back of the head, too. My brother saw what was going on and he ran he tackled Johhny Manziel — I guess he got the sack and the fumble. He tackled him, yeah, I’m talking about he speared him all the way to the back wall. I was cornered; I was by myself and Johnny Manziel and like three or four of his buddies were all coming at me. (My brother) just came to help me out, and I guess Johnny sucker punched him while the security guard was holding him. It should be all on video.”

“No [one was arrested], like 20 officers came and I was sitting in the lobby because I did not do anything wrong but be a fan. All these cops run into the lobby, and they’re like, “Who was fighting, who was fighting?” and I just raised my hand, and was like, listen, watch the camera, and stuff like that. I may be guilty of being a fan, but that’s about it. I even showed them the guy that sucker punched me and the cops walked right up to him, talking to him for a while, and they let us all go. They just told me I had to leave the hotel, and me and my ride, we left. Manziel never punched me, but he got a sucker punch on my brother.”

“I know somebody else in the group smashed Johnny right in the face. Smashed him, smashed him. I watched the whole game to see if we could spot him on the sidelines.”

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Wow. OK then. Happy Monday. To recap: A drunk fan saw Johnny in the 9 early Saturday morning (or late Friday night, whichever you prefer); the fan went up to Johnny and professed his love to him and asked him for a hug (This dude is 33, mind you); Johnny and his entourage didn’t appreciate this, told the guy to back away, he proceeded to keep moving forward to meet Johnny and then Johnny’s boys took care of business and handled the guy.

1. Why people are criticizing Johnny for this is beyond me. He’s one of the biggest athletes in all of sports. If some drunk idiot got up into my face and kept asking for a hug it’d take every ounce of my being not to slug him right in the face.

2. This is the guy wanted to hug Johnny. No judgment from us here. But this is the guy:

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Now I’m not saying he deserved to get punched, but I’m not saying he didn’t deserve to get punched either.

3. Chris, act like you’ve been there before, bro. I brushed shoulders with Johnny at Barley House in August. I gave him a head nod. That’s it. It was 2 am on a Saturday. I was drinking. I didn’t try to hug him and profess my love to him. (I tweeted it instead, duh)  Clean it up, dude.

4. People asking “Why does Johnny have security?” are the dumbest people on the planet.  Aside from LeBron, he’s the biggest sports figure in Cleveland. He SHOULD have people with him at all times.

5. The whole “why was he out on a Friday before a game” thing isn’t as big of a deal as it seems. Go out on Friday in downtown Cleveland and you’ll spot a handful of Browns players. It’s not unusual.

6. I’m officially applying to be on Manziel’s security staff. I’m not as strong or as quick as I used to be but I bet I could diffuse the sitch a little better than his crew did on Saturday.

There were some STRONG takes from the commenters on the articles about this story though:

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This guy was my favorite:

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Sting coming back is HUGE!

PS- Even though this has absolutely NOTHING to do with the story, it should be known that this dude is actually on probation. All of the other outlets are acting like this somehow has anything to do with what happened on Saturday, but it really doesn’t. Via The Sandusky Register

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PPS: Guarantee this whole thing is being blown completely out of proportion and Chris probably isn’t a bad guy. But since it’s Johnny Manziel…

JK he’s probs a douche

Top 10 Browns Players You’d Least Like to Fight. #5 thru #1

Here are the top 5 Browns players we’d least like to fight. You can find 10-6 HERE

5.  Buster Skrine 5’9 185 lbs, 25 years old- No doubt the toughest of the bunch. What he lacks in size he makes up in toughness and heart. No one will outwork him and no one will go harder than him.

4.  Karlos Dansby 6’3 251 lbs, 33 years old- Seasoned vet. Knows the way around a ring. Under 5% body fat. Eats a shit load of lobster mashed potatoes every day. He also willingly played a number of games with a torn bicep in 2012 for the Dolphins. Pretty sure he doesn’t feel pain.

3.  Josh Gordon 6’3 225 lbs, 23 years old- Anyone with hands as big as this can pack a punch. You catch one of these paws across your jaw and you’ll end up looking like Kanye West when he recorded “Thru The Wire.” (Back when Kanye made good music and not that unlistenable pile of bum shit “Yeezus.”)

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Just look how big his hands are

 

2.  Donte Whitner 5’10 208 lbs, 29 years old- No brainer here. Donte is one of those guys who would die before he let you beat him in anything.

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1.  Joel Bitonio 6’4 305 lbs, 23 years old- Young, hard nosed, big, fast. Probably wrestled Grizzly Bears for fun when he was growing up. He guarded Kawhi Leonard and Demar DeRozan in high school basketball. He’s athletic and he comes from a fighting background. His late father was a bareknuckle MMA fighter. Fighting is in his blood.

 

2 kangaroos fighting isn’t the video you wanted, it’s the one you needed

The music to this fight sucks so mute the kangaroo video and press play on the video below to hear some crunk

Never have I seen such a mean spirited fight with this amount of vitriol since Tyson-Holyfield circa 1997. Standing upright on their hind legs, this honestly just looks like 2 drunk guys fighting on the deck at Shooters. Like if it was dark enough and I was drunk enough I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between these two fighting Joeys or 2 guys named Joe wearing Affliction t-shirts swinging on each other. Incredible.  Talk about “Thunder From Down Under” (talk to me Rovell). I don’t know how these kangaroos withstood all those turbo kicks and not once did one of them get fully knocked to the ground. I love how they use their tail to balance when they kick too, it’s almost like they have a third leg a la Greg Oden.

If you think we only do sports here at Bottlegate, you’re nuts. If we see a video of 2 kangaroos fighting we’re posting it 100 out of 100 times.

Down goes Frasier!! Down goes Frasier!!

PS- I know this may be a few days old but if you can’t appreciate a video of 2 kangaroos fighting set to Lil Jon then I imagine you don’t have many friends.