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ESPN Cleveland Host Jerod Cherry- “If You’re Serious About Winning, You Play Through Concussions

How’s that for an opinion straight out of 1985 for ya? Jerod off the top rope!! Fuck what science tells us, you won’t need your brain when you’re out of the NFL! Manziel, you pussy! If you cared about winning that week 16 game to get to 4-12 you’d be out there battling with your brothers! Who cares if your brain turns to mush when James Harrison blindsides you? It’s not a big deal if you can’t remember your name when Ryan Shazier tackles you. Didn’t you hear? This is FOOTBALL we’re talking about! Nothing else matters. Fucking soft ass millenials always whining about their bullshit.

I don’t care if your brain looks like a soggy bowl of Rice Krispies, it’s 3rd and 7 and we’re in the red zone, get your dazed ass out there.

Who cares if Johnny Manziel is only 23 and has his whole football career in front of him? Thinking long term is for idiots.

CTE? More like CDE as in Concussions Don’t Exist.

Nothing bad ever happens to Cleveland quarterbacks when they play the Steelers!


Thing is, I like Jerod. I like when former players can talk about things in the game of football that the normal everyday slapdick guy doesn’t know about. But this take on concussions is just bad, man. It’s 2015 and having this mindset is just wrong. Football players are a different breed and I understand that, but c’mon. I do respect the commitment to his shitty opinion even in the face of all the criticism he’s going to be receiving.

ALSO- Wikipedia works fast

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UPDATE: Jerod is doubling down

VIDEO: Jim Brown on Johnny Manziel “I’m For You, Man. I Believe You Can Do It”

Jim Brown appeared on Colin Cowherd’s show today and discussed everyone’s favorite quarterback Johnny Manziel with Jason Whitlock. Here’s a clip of their conversation

It is interesting to see Jim Brown stick up for Johnny and say that he can play in the league. When talking about current players on the Browns roster, Jim usually doesn’t hold back and will tell you what he thinks of a player even if you don’t want to hear it. If you remember a few years ago Jim also called Trent Richardson “ordinary” and we were all up in arms about it. Well, turns out he was right.

Guess we can welcome the greatest running back of all time to the Manziel Mafia.

Browns-49ers Monday Game Tape; Cocky Johnny Is The Best Johnny

Browns win!

Obviously we all want the #1 pick and say we want the Browns to lose to secure it, but once that game starts I can never bring myself to actively root against the Browns. As things stand now I just want to see a team that hasn’t given up and whose young players are making progress (Manziel).

Let’s look at the game tape.

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Not the fullest house at kickoff

Swagger looked good as always

Johnny signed a $100 bill before the game. This was when I knew the Browns were winning this game.

I would’ve used a $1 or $5 bill but whatever floats your boat I guess.

Not big fans of Dwayne Bowe or Ray Farmer

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Cocky Johnny was back!

He threw a bad interception and boy, he let this Microsoft Surface tablet have it. Stupid piece of technology.

Maybe the most underrated part of the day was the Independence Day trailer just dropping out of nowehere

A legend returned.

Couple dudes smoked some weed. It didn’t end well.

Barnidge backed up that big contract signing

“Pasztor, good fucking job!”

Dwayne Bowe gonna Dwayne Bowe. Unreal move here.

The Big Sumbitch was EVERYWHERE

CWILNwvUYAAa9F6 sumbitches

First win in 63 days and first win in December since 2012. Enjoy it, you assholes.


Now to Manziel, because nothing else matters really:

Were his numbers a little inflated because the 49ers are ass? Yeah, a little bit. The 9ers stink. But don’t look at his numbers. Look at the way he stayed in the pocket. Look at the way he only ran when he had to. Look at the way he interacted with his teammates.

Are we allowed to get excited that maybe, just maybe, a quarterback that the Browns took in the first round is showing actual progress on the field? Yes.

Are we allowed to worry that we’ll wake up Monday or Tuesday morning and see his drunk mug plastered all over the Internet? Yup. As of right now I’m a billion percent more concerned about Johnny off the field than on the field.

It’s OK to have a little positivity after yesterday’s game, it really is. Watching Manziel on the field is so fucking fun. Just compare the Bengals game with Austin Davis to yesterday’s 49ers game. Yesterday we saw some Texas A&M Johnny. Talking shit, signing that $100 bill before the game, pumping up his teammates. This is what I’ve been waiting to see since he’s gotten here. The kid thrives on chaos and when he plays cocky, he plays well.

Newsflash- it’s a good thing if the Browns don’t have to take a quarterback with 2016’s top 5 draft pick, I promise you. If you’re a fan of the Browns, you should be rooting for him to show real progress in these next 3 games. Will it be enough to keep him around? Who knows. But going into an offseason where we know who the starting quarterback is hasn’t happened to this team in a long time. I don’t know what the future holds, but I know yesterday was fun.

On to Seattle. In Seattle. Ehhh