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Today Tony Grossi Revolutionized Football Forever

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Damn. After all these years of us watching and playing football, Tony just solved the whole god damn equation. Have players on your team that can score touchdowns AND have players that can stop the other team from scoring touchdowns. Score touchdowns and don’t have the other team score touchdowns. Score more points than the other team. Win the game. Wow. That’s…. genius!!

Ha! Eat shit, Belichick! Our Cleveland Browns beat reporter just laid out the winning formula for every football team at every level. The modern day Paul Brown if you will. Pretty soon he’ll be dropping knowledge dimes in baseball saying that “if the Indians allow less runs than they score, they’ll win.” Maybe he can reform basketball strategies too by saying “it’s better to shoot the ball and have it go in the basket, than have it not go in the basket.”

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Did Tony just revolutionize the 3 major American sports this morning? He very well might have.

ps- I probably wouldn’t have even blogged about this but Grossi has Bottlegate blocked and I’m petty sooo

LISTEN: ESPN Cleveland’s Tony Rizzo Going Ballistic During A Browns Rant Is Must Hear Radio

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How about a nice little rant to get your morning started? Who needs Joebees or coffee when you’ve got Tony Rizzo ready to rip someone’s face off. Love this shit. Sounds like he’s on the verge of a breakdown and we can only pray it happens live on the air.

Don’t care what your opinion of Rizz is but you’re lying to yourself if you don’t think the dude is entertaining as hell on the radio. Yeah, sure the Really Big Show might as well be named “The Really Long Live Read” but I still enjoy listening as much as I can.

As for those who think this is manufactured, I have to disagree. I interned at ESPN Cleveland a few years ago and can say Rizzo is as high strung off the air as he is on the air.

Also- He went kinda hard at Greeny, no?

ESPN Cleveland Host Jerod Cherry- “If You’re Serious About Winning, You Play Through Concussions

How’s that for an opinion straight out of 1985 for ya? Jerod off the top rope!! Fuck what science tells us, you won’t need your brain when you’re out of the NFL! Manziel, you pussy! If you cared about winning that week 16 game to get to 4-12 you’d be out there battling with your brothers! Who cares if your brain turns to mush when James Harrison blindsides you? It’s not a big deal if you can’t remember your name when Ryan Shazier tackles you. Didn’t you hear? This is FOOTBALL we’re talking about! Nothing else matters. Fucking soft ass millenials always whining about their bullshit.

I don’t care if your brain looks like a soggy bowl of Rice Krispies, it’s 3rd and 7 and we’re in the red zone, get your dazed ass out there.

Who cares if Johnny Manziel is only 23 and has his whole football career in front of him? Thinking long term is for idiots.

CTE? More like CDE as in Concussions Don’t Exist.

Nothing bad ever happens to Cleveland quarterbacks when they play the Steelers!


Thing is, I like Jerod. I like when former players can talk about things in the game of football that the normal everyday slapdick guy doesn’t know about. But this take on concussions is just bad, man. It’s 2015 and having this mindset is just wrong. Football players are a different breed and I understand that, but c’mon. I do respect the commitment to his shitty opinion even in the face of all the criticism he’s going to be receiving.

ALSO- Wikipedia works fast

UPDATE: Jerod is doubling down