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Mike Polk is Kyle Shanahan in his 32 point exit strategy to leave the Browns (VIDEO)

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Damn you Mike Polk. Damn you. I’ve been working on my own 32 pt. Powerpoint presentation to post on here but this just blows it out of the water. This was perfect in every way possible down to Jimmy Haslam’s orange tan to Ray Farmer texting Shanahan during the whole presentation. Andre Knott put on a helluva performance as well.

The sad but true thing about this video is that almost every statement out of the 32 were legitimate reasons to leave. Thirty two reasons. Thirty fucking two. That’s how bad things are right now. Whatever, at least we’re getting new jerseys soon.

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Mike Polk killed it again with his Steeler Week PSA

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I’ve been saying it for years now- How Mike Polk isn’t more nationally known is an American tragedy. By far one of the funniest guys in America today. I saw him do stand up at the Willoughby Brewing Company last year and it was incredible. Coupled with about 11 pumpkin beers (girly boy, I know) and him rattling off joke after joke I almost threw up all over the lady in front of me. Whatevs. She shouldn’t have been sitting in the splash zone.

“Their defense is old and broken and their 40 year old sex offender quarterback has no cartilage left in his body.”

This picture. NAILED IT.

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Here are links to his other classics for good measure:

Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video Part 1

Part 2

“Factory of Sadness” 

PS- Can’t wait to see that kid in the Dawg Pound drunk off his ass in about 15 years