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High school kid from Marion, OH is refusing to do homework because the Ten Commandments aren’t displayed

From the Marion Star

According to a release from city schools, the district removed the plaque “after watching other Ohio school districts face legal challenges to their decision to keep the Ten Commandments posted.”

Freshman Anthony Miller is protesting the decision this week: He is attending classes, but not actively participating or doing his homework.

“I don’t care about my grades right now,” he said.

“I told the principal, until there is an agreement reached, I will not participate in any Harding-related activities, any Marion City Schools-related activities. Sports, choir, classes, whatever. I won’t even wear my Harding Marching Band shirt.”

Principal Kirk Koennecke made the decision to take the plaque down, Superintendent Gary Barber said.

Barber said the school had several people question the decision to have the Ten Commandments up in a public school, even though the plaque was a gift.

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I wanted to bash this kid so bad for being a try-hard, look-at-me dork who represents our youth but I just can’t. I love his moxie. I love his motives. I love his attitude. You bet your ass if I was in the same class I wouldn’t be doing a lick of homework right alongside with him. “Um, sorry it’s my constitutional right that I can protest?”

So many people commented on this article all over the web saying things like “he’s a failure of our youth,” and saying “that generation is doomed.” Shut the fuck up. Just shut up. No one gives a shit about homework when you’re 15 anyway, this kid just found a legit loophole to get out of doing his. Don’t hate the player, hate the game. Think back to when you were 15 and somehow you found a way to get out of doing homework, you’d be jumping at that opportunity no matter what it was. I WISH something like this happened back when I was in high school. I’d protest anything and everything to get out of doing actual school work.

And also just please spare me the whole “this kid is standing up for what is right and what he believes in!”  Umm no he’s not, he just doesn’t want to do that English essay or complete those math problems. Simple as that. The kid hates doing work and tricked everyone into thinking he’s some hero for standing up to the authority. I respect him for that.

Next thing you know kids all over the country are going to quit doing homework because they’re unhappy with something. This kid is setting a precedent.

“Hi Mr. Jones, I don’t like the way the school lunches are being prepared, I’m not going to do any geometry homework until this changes.”

“I waited at the traffic light in front of the school for too long this morning, I refuse to complete my assignments.”

Pretty soon homework is going to be obsolete with the way people are getting upset nowadays.

PS- People saying they’re “offended” by a Ten Commandments plaque are the worst type of fake outrage PC Police people on the planet.

A Dayton guy is selling Elvis Pressley’s pube on Craigslist for $5,000

Craigslist

“All you Elvis collectors lookie here. I have a real pubic hair from Elvis Presley plucked by my ex-wife Billie Jean Flurt from Elvis crotch in 1965. I hate to part with it. But it can be yours for Christmas for $5000.00. Comes with letter of authenticity signed by Colonel Parker. I guarantee its real!”

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Mom and Dad I know what I want for Christmas! Nothing says Happy Holidays and Yuletide Cheer like a ball hair from The King. And for only $5,000?!? STEAL.

This ad immediately raised a couple of eyebrows from yours truly:

1. Why has this guy been holding onto a pubic hair for 50 years?!?!

2. How do you put a valuation on Elvis’s pubes? Is it just one hair worth $5,000 by itself? What if there were 5 or 6 plucked? Would that be worth $25-$30,000? Fuck credit cards and certified checks, you could buy a new house with a handful of pubes.

3.  How weird is his ex-wife that she goes around plucking pubes off of people? That might be the weirdest part of all this. Why not just pluck hairs off of Elvis’s beautiful head? Weird, man…

4. Is there some special DNA used to prove that it’s a real ball hair and not just a hair off of his leg? If I’m spending 5 Grand I need a guarantee that it’s an official pube.

5. Pretty sure this guy’s ex-wife is Forrest Gump’s mom and she plucked it while a young Elvis was staying at the Gump household.

6. We’ve sold a couple t-shirts and I think the first Bottlegate purchase might have to be this pube. Screw getting on new servers or upgrading the website, I want some nut fuzz from the greatest rock and roll singer of all time.

You’ll now be able to carry open containers on East 4, W. 25th, W. 6th (hopefully) (Maybe). Oh hell yes.

Via WKYC

COLUMBUS, Ohio –The Ohio Senate has passed a bill to allow people to carry alcoholic beverages outside as they visit restaurants and bars in certain designated areas.

The proposal would allow cities with populations of more than 35,000 to create entertainment districts, where Ohio’s open container law wouldn’t apply.

Patrons with a beer or alcoholic drink from one of the district’s establishments could carry it with them outside as they visit other district businesses. The size of the municipal entertainment districts could not exceed a half mile.

Bourbon Street, the Las Vegas Strip, East 4th. All world renowned travel destinations. All cities with good strip clubs (so uh, I’ve heard). All places where you’ll be able to drink on the street outside of the bar (once this law passes).

This is the greatest news ever. There’s one thing that makes summer the best season of them all; being able to drink outside. It doesn’t matter if you’re on your porch, around a fire, on a river, or on the hood of your car in your driveway because the engine won’t start… the most underrated aspect of summer is cracking that beer and getting out of the cage that’s your house and being able to enjoy your lager without TVs, laptops, or walls. It’s blissful, really.

Hopefully this law goes into effect before the next time Sportscenter sets up shop on East 4th. You’ll need that buzz to deal with Stephen A. rambling on and on about God knows what.

The only problem I have with this is the whole population has to be over 35,000 thing. Quick, what’s the population of Put In Bay? I know it’s not 35,000. Walking up and down the strip at PIB with a drink in your hand would make it the top tourist destination in the midwest I’m pretty sure. Ah screw it, there’s no rules there anyway.

(Oh, and PS go vote for Cleveland’s best looking athlete)