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VIDEO: Little Kid Is Devastated When He Finds Out The Cavs Traded Anderson Varejao

First off, this whole trend of “sticking a camera into a young child’s face and telling them bad news that will undoubtedly make them sad and then capturing their tears to share it to complete strangers on the Internet” is the best trend ever. I honestly can’t get enough of it and I don’t know what that says about me as a person. Bonus points for the Sarah McLachlan to accompany the sobbing.

Second, c’mon kid, tighten up. This is just the beginning. You’re a Cleveland sports fan. You’ll be subjected to unmitigated sadness and despair for the rest of your life, it’s good that you’re learning at such a young age. I’d want to tell you that “things get better” but I’m not so sure about that.

I think most of had the same reaction when we read Andy’s letter:

LeBron James almost killed an entire section of Orlando Magic fans

The above picture was taken during the fourth quarter of the Cavs win over the Magic. The black shirt guy in the front row touched the ball while LeBron was trying to save it before in went out of bounds. As you can see LeBron was not happy and the people in the front row probably crapped their pants.

What do you think each person in the picture was thinking?

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  1. “LeBron, your hairline. What’s your secret and how can I get some?”
  2. “Sorry bro. These non-prescription glasses blurred my vision and I had no idea the ball was that close”
  3. “Oh my God I’ve never seen a black guy this close”
  4.  “Is that LeBron? I thought we were at a Phish concert. Who’s got the weed?”
  5. “Look honey, a BASKETBALL player!”
  6. “I’m missing the local news for this”
  7. *Takes Snap Chat and types “Front Row LeBron James bitchesss”*
  8. “So that’s why they call him ‘King?”
  9. “I’ll be that good and tall and strong and black one day”
  10. “Do it LeBron. Kill him. Let there be blood! Do it!!”
  11. “Day light savings time hmmm why are they saving it and where do they keep it?”
  12. “What section are the hot dogs at and I wonder how many I can fit in my mouth…”

 

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