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VIDEO: Get A Load Of These Guys In Santa Hats Water Skiing On Lake Erie In December

Water skiing in December??? I love me some good old fashioned global warming. If this climate change becomes a permanent thing then sign me the fuck up. 60’s in December and January? Yeah, that’s something I can get down with. If we can get Spring temperatures in the Winter then I’ll gladly quadruple my Carbon Footprint for the cause. It’s only right.

With these recent warm temperatures sweeping our state maybe you took your dog for a few walks, maybe you had a bonfire, maybe you went to a bar and sat on a patio and drank some beer… but not these guys. They got their wetsuits, boat, skis, and put words into action by plopping their boat into Lake Erie and shredding some tasty waves.

45 degree water? Whatevs, watch this:

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Check out Millennium Force and Top Thrill Dragster in the background

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h/t Cleveland Scene

Oh Look Here’s A Taco Bell Worker Digging In His Butt At A Taco Bell In Sandusky

YUM! Nothing like some cheesy fiesta dingleberries when you make a run for the border. This fella in the photo lost his job which is really the only course of action Taco Bell could have taken. No one wants to eat a poopy Beefy Five Layered Burrito.

With that said, if you eat Taco Bell willingly/not drunk on a Friday or Saturday night, you have to kind of just accept that sometimes there may be some feces particles in your Doritos Locos Tacos. How do you think the seasoned beef is so brown? Why do you think your Quesarito has such a distinct flavor? Really makes you think.

No matter if this gross dude or a normal TB worker prepares your Cheesy Gordita Crunch, there’s still a 95% chance you’re going to have explosive diarrhea within 5 hours of eating it. That’s just a fact.

h/t Cleveland Scene