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VIDEO: No One On The Cavs Wants To Be Mozgov’s Roommate On The Road

January 29, 2016 Mike Leave a comment

Mozgov the least desirable roommate on the road? Yeah, I can see that. Sounds about right. Facetiming in Russian, listening to loud Russian rap, being 7’1, messy as hell… I wouldn’t want to room with Mozzy either.

But if we’re being honest that doesn’t even really sound that bad for another roommate. Not flushing after they take a dump; playing loud music while you’re tying to take a mid day nap; barging into the room when there’s a sock on the door; eating your food in the fridge; not paying bills & rent on time… now THOSE are all signs of a bad roommate. (I get a check mark for all 5)

So what, Timo is tall and listens to his “back home music,” is that really that bad? Just put in some earplugs and go to bed, we’ve got a title to win.

Best part was at 0:58 with Love saying “but you’d be well protected.”

PS- It’s kind of an upset that JR didn’t win this, right?

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Timofey Mozgov Rides A Bear Through Cleveland In This Outrageous Cavs Commercial

January 13, 2016 Mike Leave a comment

You like #MozgovHat? pic.twitter.com/ESFsYcHYCO

— Cleveland Cavaliers (@cavs) January 13, 2016

If you’re a company in the Cleveland area and you want to promote a product/service while going viral at the same time. you put Timofey Mozgov in your commercial. At this point it’s a no brainer. Thankfully the Cavs realized this and gave us the gem above. Nothing has ever felt more right than seeing Mozgov riding a Grizzly on top of the Hope Memorial Bridge on his way into Cleveland.

It’s like someone in the Cavs marketing department read this tweet from Dave McMenamin in December and decided to make it into a reality:

In the locker room James Jones was talking about how his contract doesn't let him ride horses. Timofey Mozgov: "In Russia we ride bears"

— Dave McMenamin (@mcten) December 5, 2015

ALSO- It was nice to see Mozzie get some 4th quarter minutes last night and be able to contribute. Hopefully this is a good sign of things to come.

Cavs, Cleveland Indians

Timofey Mozgov threw out the first pitch at the Tribe game and he obviously has a future in baseball

April 15, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

If you saw Timofey Mozgov walking down the streets of Cleveland and thought to yourself “Hey that looks like a dude who could be a dominant RHP for a Major League club” you’d be 100% right. Ol Timo threw out the first pitch during last night’s Tribe game and you’d have thought he grew up playing with little white balls instead of big orange ones. Seriously. The dude is like a Soviet Randy Johnson except he’s not as creepy, he doesn’t have long greasy hair, and he’s not an acclaimed bird murderer. Just a big friendly fellow from Russia who’s got an arm like a f*cking cannon.

Timofey Mozgov: Professional basketball player, international commercial star, and up and coming big league pitcher. There’s nothing he can’t do. A real renaissance man.