tony grossi | Bottlegate

Grossi: I think the #Browns mindset of this draft is to find guys to score touchdowns or stop them.

— ESPN Cleveland (@ESPNCleveland) April 1, 2016

Damn. After all these years of us watching and playing football, Tony just solved the whole god damn equation. Have players on your team that can score touchdowns AND have players that can stop the other team from scoring touchdowns. Score touchdowns and don’t have the other team score touchdowns. Score more points than the other team. Win the game. Wow. That’s…. genius!!

Ha! Eat shit, Belichick! Our Cleveland Browns beat reporter just laid out the winning formula for every football team at every level. The modern day Paul Brown if you will. Pretty soon he’ll be dropping knowledge dimes in baseball saying that “if the Indians allow less runs than they score, they’ll win.” Maybe he can reform basketball strategies too by saying “it’s better to shoot the ball and have it go in the basket, than have it not go in the basket.”

Did Tony just revolutionize the 3 major American sports this morning? He very well might have.

ps- I probably wouldn’t have even blogged about this but Grossi has Bottlegate blocked and I’m petty sooo

Grossi tweeted this out in reference to the Cavs beatdown of the Celtics last night, deleted it minutes after and apologized because GUESS WHAT?! Sensitive people are sensitive and got offended. Look, I’m ALL FOR a good Grossi bash session. It tickles my plums to be honest… but the fact that people are seriously even 1% offended by a tweet referencing something that happened in 1770 is borderline outrageous. If anything you should be offended that he apologized for it. C’mon Tony, have some stones.

I have time for five questions: Is 240+ years too soon for a joke? Do people think “Boston Massacre” is the same thing as the Marathon Bombings? Is Marcus Mariota a realistic option for the Browns this draft? Will the Browns draft a fullback with the #12 pick in the first round?

There are about a billion other tweets to criticize Grossi for. From his “irrelevant billionaire” to “decline of the under 6 ft quarterback,” but this isn’t one of them. I stand with Grossi (never thought I’d type that)

If anyone wants to forward this to Ol Tone so he can see that we defended him, be my guest. Kinda miss him tbh

“Hey Tony,” let’s hit that unblock button