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The new Star Wars Trailer gets a solid B

Was that a Tri-Saber?

I’m not the biggest Star Wars buff out there but since we’ve been posting movie trailers lately, it’s pretty much a no brainer to put this up.

Obviously the first 3 Star Wars (New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi) are all cinematic masterpieces… The 3 most recent (Phantom Menace, the Drone one, and that other one) kind of soured the brand for me. I’m 1000% more excited to see the new Jurassic Park movie than this Star Wars movie.

Can’t say this part didn’t get me a little bit excited though

But the Lil Jon remix is better

(Vines via @WorldofIsaac who is quickly becoming one of my favorite Twitter follows)

Quick Star Wars character Power Rankings

5. That fatass Jabba The Hutt

4. Jar Jar Binks. What a goofball this guy was.

3. Yoda

2. These Teddy Bear things that resemble a midget with a beard

1. Chewbacca

PS: The tri-lightsaber reminded me of the cross joint from Pineapple Express for some reason.

I wasn’t that excited for OSU-Michigan. This trailer changed that.

Oh boy. How do you get pumped up to beat your rival/joke of a program…that’s about to fire their head coach… who doesn’t have a current athletic director… and who is having one of their most pathetic seasons in recent memory?

You make videos like this.

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Chills. Goosebumps.

Can’t wait till 12 pm on Saturday when I’m about 11 Bud Lights deep slur-singing “We don’t give a damn for the whole state of Michigan.” I hope Joey Bosa eats Devin Gardner on Saturday and his stupid #98 jersey. I say that literally, not figuratively. I physically want Bosa to eat him for lunch and for Urb and the boys to drop 60 on their asses.

4 days.

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#8 OSU vs #25 Minnesota Hype Video is Goosebumps city

Death, taxes, Ohio State making blood flowing, goosebumps inducing trailers for their upcoming Saturday games. Honestly, who the hell makes these? They’re phenomenal.

I think people are really really underestimating this Minnesota game on Saturday. It’s not going to be some walk in the park like everyone is saying. Minnesota is the 25th ranked team in the country and the weather forecast for Saturday makes it look like the game will be played in Siberia. Cold. Wind. Snow. Frostbite. Snot icicles.

With all that being said, OSU’s offensive linemen still won’t be wearing sleeves. 

OSU 38 Minnesota 14. (JK, it’ll be an easy win)

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