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For the small cost of $140,000, LeBron James will send a sponsored tweet promoting your business

From ESPN

Want to pay LeBron James to tweet out your product?

Expect to pay at about $140,000 and even then, the Cleveland Cavaliers forward is not likely to say yes.

Opendorse, a company that specializes in executing and monetizing digital and social media campaigns for athletes, says a tweet from James, who has 23.2 million followers, has the highest value of any U.S. athlete. Each tweet from James has a media value of $139,474, the company said.


 

$140,00? That it? Seems like a STEAL!

According to Forbes, the median house price in Cleveland, OH is $131,600. So instead of getting that nice 3 bedroom 2 bath house on that quaint one acre lot, you’ll be paying for 140 characters instead. Basically a grand for each letter. Seems like a good investment.

That’s why they call him “The King” I suppose.

Here’s what else you can get with $140k:

$140,000 Hot Wheels Is Most Expensive Tiny Toy Car Ever

  • At $7k each, you could buy 20 Tibetan Mastiffs and have the most badass pack of dogs on the planet

  • This 2016 Winnebago that I’m sure would look great parked in the Muni Lot on Sundays in the fall

  • Buy 3 pairs of these Nike Air Mags for $37,500 each. Perfect for every outfit I suppose.

NIKE AIR MAG: $37,500

ROLEX-VINTAGE-DATEJUST-6605-18K-WHITE-GOLD-BLACK-GILT-DIAL-1957

1966-Ford-Mustang-Shelby-GT350

The new limited-edition contact lenses by Shekhar Eye Research feature 18 diamonds.

Gold and Diamond Gameboy

Budweiser Beer, 12 fl oz, 24 pack

Personally, I’d go with the Romanburgers.

PS- The Bottlegate Twitter account has almost 3,200 followers. I will start sending out your sponsored tweets for $5 a pop. That’s a steal if I’ve ever heard one.

PPS- Yes I realize $140k is the “worth” and not the “cost” of the tweet but that wouldn’t translate to this blog. Sorry.

 

Mo Williams signing with the Cavs prompted Twitter to explode with old Cavs players jokes

So after the news dropped that Mo Williams signed with the Cavs last night, the fine users of Twitter.com did what they do best. They went IN and started rattling off one-liners mentioning the names of former Cavs players who could join the squad next season.

Here are a few from @netw3rk‘s account-

https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/618233842781061124

https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/618232838836592640

https://twitter.com/garrt/status/618233528568819712

https://twitter.com/Oh_My_Gos/status/618233470398107648

https://twitter.com/KevMySurgeon/status/618234348244877312

https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/618236239829946370

From @WRXchad

We had to chime in with a few decent ones from the @Bottlegate Twitter

 And then the Bottlegate Twitter followers decided to join in the fun

(forgot Tony Battie even played for the Cavs)

https://twitter.com/WallyChuck_/status/618250884846362626

And my personal favorite

Good job, guys

Hawks SG Kent Bazemore called LeBron a “pussy” and “lil blow job” in old tweets

 

Some brave souls on Twitter dug these tweets up from Hawks SG Kent Bazemore’s twitter account five years ago. It seems they were tweeted at the height of LeBron’s “villain years” while he was on the Heat. Yikes.

K-Baze here isn’t exactly having the best 24 hours. First he declares the Hawks a better team than the Cavs after they got worked in the first 2 games, then he gets tweets from 5 years ago dug up asking if “LeBron was gay,” calling him a “pussy,” and knighting him with the nickname “lil blow job.”

This is a great thing for LeBron and the Cavs. With the series looking all but over it’ll provide some manufactured motivation for games 3 and 4. If the Cavs and LeBron were feeling any sort of complacency (I doubt they were) this’ll light a fire under their ass.

Huge thanks to Scott from waitingfornextyear.com for sending the screenshots over. Go read them. They’re the OGs of the Cleveland blog scene and put out fantastic stuff.

 

PS- If we’re being honest, these tweets from Bazemore here are pretty G-rated compared to the tweets I sent about LeBron from 2010-2013.