valley view | Bottlegate

-From a Cleveland news station (not saying which one because they didn’t credit us for something we had earlier in the week)

VALLEY VIEW, Ohio – Police say fights have broken out a a Valley View theater Friday evening.

The fights are still happening at the Cinemark At Valley View And XD located on Canal Road, according to police.

Officials confirm to newsnet5 that 10 police departments are on scene.

Police say all those involved in the fights are juveniles.

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Here’s the video via Will Burge:

http://instagram.com/p/xYVLI0GS8s/?modal=true

Was that Robin Thicke??

Oh. “All those involved in the fights are juveniles.” They MUST be talking about the Beachwood Mall fight we posted earlier in the week, right? No? This is another incident? Sigh.

Jesus Christ, kids. What are we doing here? Whatever happened to going to the movies on a Friday night with your friends and just being normal? Maybe sneak in some candy or chips. Maybe sneak into a Rated-R movie?

I was just at Valley View Cinemark today watching some shitty Steve Carrell and Channing Tatum movie too. What the hell.

Sidenote: If you’re even considering going to see Foxcatcher… just.. don’t. You’ll thank me. It’s AWFUL.

Let’s go to the handy dandy Twitter machine and see what we missed:

There’s this: