Gotta hear both sides here. I’ve been to Brew Co a countless number of times and sometimes it’s packed and the lines for the bathroom are like 5-10 minutes long. When your bladder is filled with 13 Bud Lights and 5 shots of Fireball there’s really no other option. Someone needs to get to the bottom of this story. Did they interview the witnesses? Are we sure those people didn’t ask to be peed on? I don’t know, man. People are into weird shit nowadays. Maybe there was a jellyfish on the loose and it was stinging everyone and this guy was just trying to help. Something smells fishy around here and I don’t like it one bit. I’m sure it’s just all one big misunderstanding.

LOVE that this 30 year old guy had to call his parents at 3 AM though. Can’t stop laughing just thinking about it.

I can picture the conversation now:

Steve(I’m gonna call him Steve): Hey Mom, are you busy?

Steve’s mom: No honey, what’s the matter? It’s really late.

Steve: Well, I’m in a bit of a pickle.

Steve’s mom: Oh no. Did you do *it* again?

Steve: Yep. Willoughby Brewing Company

Steve’s mom: Steve, you’re 30.

Steve: I know. Sorry Mom.

Steve’s mom: Alright, I’ll be there in 20 minutes

Steve: Thanks Mom, bring diapers.

Can’t help but be reminded of The Big Lebowski