According To This Study, Ohioans Love Monkey Porn, Bath Salts, And Baconators

Via Estately

Every U.S. state has its own unique interests and curiosities, and that’s especially true when it comes to internet searches. To highlight those differences we here at the real estate search site Estately dug through 11 years of Google search data to see which terms users in each state Googled more than any other. Each of these terms was selected because we deemed them particularly embarrassing or shameful.

OHIO:  Subway (fast food chain) / monkey porn / Baconator (Wendy’s food item) / bath salts (as in the drug)

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So this map was put together by the real estate site Estately. It shows which terms each state Googled more than the other states and WTF Ohio. We apparently love fast food subs and burgers, weird drugs, and weird porn. Sounds like a helluva trifecta to me.

If you eat Subway, you do bath salts, and you watch monkey porn, that’s a full day. That’s a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you’re going to have something special.

There are some super interesting searches on here- Michigan with “pyramid schemes,” Mississippi with “penis enlargement,” Utah searching “Bronies,” and New Mexico with… “THE HOT CHICK???” The Hot Chick? I can’t even for one second wrap my head around that one, it’s by far the most head scratching term on the list.

This chart just proves that whatever weird stuff you’re searching on Google (God I hope no one ever sees my search history), there’s someone else searching something just as weird or even weirder. We’ve got some freaks here and that’s what makes us the greatest country in the world.

So, what are everyone’s plans for the weekend? I’ve got some things I want to eat, some things I want to do, and some things I want to watch.

Mishmash- LeBron sells mansion for $13.4 million; Football coach WWE match; Open weed bar at a wedding

Cleveland pic of the day

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LeBron finally sold his Miami mansion for $13.4 million

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Introducing the most right-swiped campuses in 2015

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Instead of having an open bar full of alcohol at their wedding, this couple had an open bar full of weed. Wonder what the music was like.

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Magician proposes to his girlfriend with a can of alphabet soup

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Holy Cross football coaches have a WWE Summerslam match in the middle of their team. So awesome

https://twitter.com/coachGuynes/status/636551352555077632

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Dave Grohl invites a fan onstage to chug a beer for his 50th birthday. In other news, I’ve gotta get to a Foo Fighters concert

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6,000 matches being lit on fire at once is strangely fascinating

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Mishmash- Kangaroo Apocalypse; Boy trips and punches hole in 1.5 million dollar painting; Amazon is introducing alcohol home delivery

Cleveland pic of the day

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Kangaroos creepily stare at a man as he’s riding his bike. It’s the Kangaroo Apocalypse.

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Amazon is introducing one hour alcohol delivery

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The lawyer of Adnan from Serial may have some new evidence to overturn his conviction

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12 year old kid trips and accidentally punches a hole through a 1.5 million dollar painting. To be honest, the painting kind of sucks

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Some guy who may or may not be on the Kansas U football team likes to do box jumps with lots of weight on his back

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Trump kicks out some reporter for being a D and asking a question out of turn

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Wombat video of the day. This Wombat has Tinder.

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