According to a quick Google search, Amazon has been around since 1994. Braylon Edwards was born in 1983. Amazon has been around for more than 20 years of his life.

Atta boy, B! Crazy that in 2016 you can buy products off of the Internet. Who knew?! Just wish there were places on the world wide web where you could you could upload your favorite pictures and share them with others. Wish there was a place you could bid on items that you want. Wish there was a place for porn because I’m tired of these magazines.

You know what, Braylon? There’s even a place to get workout supplements since working out is apparently a thing you really like to do nowadays:

Jeeeeesssusss.