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#BuckeyePorn; Hype Video Will Actually Get You Pumped For The OSU Game Vs. Northern Illinois

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Welp. Didn’t think I was going to get too excited about the Huskies coming to Columbus on Saturday but now I can’t wait. The Bucks are coming for that ass, NIU!

Really need to see Cardale put together a good game on Saturday. Something like a 14-20 performance with 2+ TDs and 30 yards rushing. Last week’s 38-0 win over Hawaii was amazingly unimpressive on the offensive side of the ball (yes, a 38 point win was unimpressive). I think it’ll be imperative for the passing game to find their stride and put up some big numbers.  Maybe let Braxton throw out of the Wildcat?

Bucks 52  Northern Illinois 14

#TheBigTenIsTheBestConferenceInAmerica

That Cardale pic reminds me of this:

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Morning Mishmash

Mishmash- Snakes in toilet bowls; The Rock is having a baby; Florida woman bites off her boyfriend’s balls

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Cleveland pic of the day

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Apparently Australia is facing a “snakes being found inside of toilets” epidemic and it is terrifying

This almost 10-foot python was found in a toilet in Townsville, Australia.

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Some lady in Florida bit off her boyfriend’s balls aka just another day in Florida 

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JJ Watt can’t find a girlfriend because he works out too much. Poor JJ.

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Some guy created a GoFundMe to help him buy a 20 pc McNugget meal from McDonald’s and it worked

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There’s an Tinder-like app for people who like bacon aka the dumbest app ever because everybody likes bacon

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 The Rock is having a Little Rock

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Buckeyes

Ezekiel Elliott Tweets At Taylor Swift Asking For A Date While She’s In Columbus

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Shooters shoot.

Move over Cardale and Rousey, there’s a new power couple in Columbus. “Taylor Elliott” has a nice ring to it, eh? The “Heisman Trophy and Grammy Award winning couple” rolls off your tongue pretty smoothly.

Even if their relationship doesn’t work out, could you imagine the bangers that the break up would produce? Taylor’s song “Crop Top” about “the one who ran into her heart”  would put “Bad Blood” and “Blank Space” to shame. Everyone knows the best part about Swift’s relationships are the songs that come after they end.

As if there was any chance of Taylor turning him down, Zeke turned to the heavy artillery:

Looks like college football has a new power couple.