Man. When Braxton announced his position change a few months ago, I figured it’d be a process and he’d have to go through some growing pains on his way to being a serviceable wideout in Urban Meyer’s offense. Nah. Boy was I wrong. Braxton made his presence known the first time he touched the football by making a diving catch that even the most seasoned of wideouts would have trouble making. When the ball is in Braxton’s hands, good things will happen.
This offense is downright terrifying.
Cleveland pic of the day
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Things could be going a little better for this drunk dude in a bathroom
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There’s a real life Catalina Wine Mixer happening this weekend and I want to go
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Some sort of meteor fell in Bangkok and people didn’t react one bit
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Crazy dude on some sort of drug gets tased and hit with a baton and he literally doesn’t feel it
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Fan jumps the railing and walks beside Seth Rollins on his way to the ring
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This video was uploaded a year ago but is just now making the Internet rounds for some reason. And it’s perfect. Just the perfect Browns video and the perfect look into the neurotic Madden mentality. I remember playing Madden 04 the first day I got it and wound up losing 51-48 on a 60 yard Hail Mary to the Baltimore Ravens. I would up throwing my PS2 controller and breaking it.
If the Browns were to ever reach the Super Bowl in our lifetimes I’m almost positive the game would end like this. Just picture the most unlikely, craziest, worst outcome possible and that’s what would happen. It’s inevitable, really.
As for my guy here who’s screaming and kind of being delirious, that’s just Madden Life. It’s not for the faint of heart. Madden doesn’t build character, it reveals it. Sometimes you’ll scream, sometimes you’ll break controllers, sometimes your player will have his arm bend all the way backwards and you’ll end up losing the Super Bowl on a safety. #MaddenLife
Bottlegate 