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Cardale Jones Was Rushed To The ER Last Night For Migraines

Pics posted by Cardale’s brother and sister to Facebook last night that have since been deleted:

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If you were glued to your phone last night and refreshing Twitter every 5 seconds like I was, then you’re probably aware that Cardale Jones was taken to the hospital last night for what is hopefully just a migraine. According to Eleven Warriors, it was just that.

Cardale’s mom also said he should be fine

Migraines are nothing to sneeze at either. Just ask Scottie Pippen about that one. Hopefully Cardale can heal up in time for Virginia Tech and this migraine doesn’t become anything more serious.

Phew. Man, this season can’t start fast enough.

Has it been confirmed yet that Cardale didn’t hit his head while rolling around with Ronda Rousey? That’s my theory. You heard it here first, folks.

Mishmash- Woman high on Flakka looks like a zombie; Cleveland house on fire; Taco Bell has a new crispy chicken taco shell

Cleveland pic of the day

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I’ve heard of the drug “Flakka” but never saw a video of someone on it until now. Holy shit it’s the Walking Dead.

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A Cleveland house caught fire last night

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Just watching this collection of crossfit fails made me sore

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Bears break into a woman’s car and steal her lunch and try to carjack her

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Boston TV host suggests maybe Roger Goodell should be murdered… would that mean Josh Gordon could play this season?

https://twitter.com/BartHubbuch/status/639227754169397248

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Taco Bell has a new taco with a piece of crispy chicken as its shell

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Russell Wilson’s high school basketball mixtape is amazing

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Just a simple video of a German Sheperd playing with a duck

Power Move; Iman Shumpert Will Be Naming His Daughter Iman Shumpert

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Shump’s Instagram– When a man loves a woman how she was born to be loved…procreation is the best blessing you can receive! I couldn’t be more happy than to share my first child with the woman I intended to have my family with. Iman Tayla Shumpert Jr is expected to enter this world “1.16.16”. We want that world to be as pure as possible for her. We people, show the world what we feel the world should see when we want them to see it…something this beautiful had to be announced when we were ready for everyone to know…this is what happiness grows into! I love you @teyanataylor thank you for your sacrifice in starting our very own family! P.s. I know you see my daughter with her hand behind her head and her feet kicked up…😂😂…she’s already daddy’s little girl!!!


Love this move by Shump. Just saying “screw it” to all the social norms and deciding to give his newborn baby daughter the same name as her dad. I imagine his thinking was “if I’m not going to have a son to pass down my name, I’ll just give it to my daughter.” I’m totally onboard with this.

Apparently Iman is a name for both girls and guys according to this random person on Twitter who doesn’t follow me:

Not gonna lie though, this is a little weird, no? It’s like if Riley Cooper named his little girl… Riley.

I assume a few years from now this will cause some problems. Just imagine Teyana standing in the kitchen as the dishwasher is overflowing with water and she screams “Iman, get over here and fix the damn dishwasher!!” In runs little 3 year old girl Iman with a wrench ready to go.

Now kids aren’t in my near future but you better believe Shump just opened the door to name my daughter “Mike” if I ever have one (and no it’s not pronounced like the hot chick in Euro Trip)

Per Shump’s Instagram, this has to be the exact moment little Iman Jr was conceived, right?