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Terrelle Pryor looks really good running Wide Receiver routes. I’m sold.

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Yep. That works. That works for me. Already pre-ordered my Terrelle Pryor Browns jersey. Wonder what number he’s going to wear?

Obviously running routes shirtless against some random dude next to a high school stadium isn’t the same as going up against Pittsburgh or Baltimore… but he looked pretty good, right? I’m no football scout but he looked elusive and had more lateral quickness than what I remember. Maybe he’ll be effective running more than just straight line fade routes?

Yesterday on ESPN’s Highly Questionable, Dan Le Batard or Bomani Jones (forget which one) called Pryor once of those “1 percent athletes.” A guy who is 6’5, 235 lbs, and runs a 4.3 forty yard dash qualifies him to get that into that 1%… Just stupid athletic.

Videos via Terrelle’s Twitter

Opposing team hottie

The Indians face Justin Verlander this afternoon. Here’s a gallery of his girlfriend Kate Upton.

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Justin Verlander is on the mound this afternoon against your beloved Indians. His girlfriend is some girl from Sports Illustrated named Kate Upton. Maybe you’ve heard of her?

UPDATE: Verlander was scratched for his start today. No one cares about him though. Enjoy the gallery. 

There are two people of people in this world- people who LOVE Kate Upton and say shes an absolute 10/10 smokeshow… and the people who HATE her and think she’s fat and overrated. There’s no in between. She’s a lightning rod in the world of hot chicks.

I, for one, am on #TeamUpton.

Enjoy

Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander, from left, model Kate Upton, and New York Yankees pitcher CC Sabathia stand on the court before an NBA basketball game between the Milwaukee Bucks and the Cleveland Cavaliers, Tuesday, Dec. 2, 2014, in Cleveland. The Cavaliers defeated the Bucks 111-108. (AP Photo/Tony Dejak)

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Cleveland

Westlake couple arrested for being naked & eating pizza… I don’t see what the problem is

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Via Cleveland Scene

24-year-old Alexandria Mauer and 33-year-old Kenneth Gillespie were pulled over on Basset Road shortly after midnight on Saturday after reports trickled in to police that a nude couple was loitering in a nearby parking lot and later had taken off in a car that was spotted driving on a curb and through tree lawn.

When authorities approached the vehicle they found the duo clad in their birthday best, with Mauer polishing off a piece of pizza and Gillespie balancing an open container of beer between his feet. The pair was promptly arrested — Mauer for OVI and public indecency and Gillespie for public indecency and open container. Police added on disorderly conduct for Gillespie after he urinated in the back of the cruiser.

 

Am I the only one who doesn’t see a crime here? I mean, I did the EXACT same thing this past weekend- I drank a lot of alcohol, got drunk, then ended my night with my own large pizza from Panini’s on W. 6th (a weekend night tradition). The only difference between my night and Bonnie & Clyde’s night is that I was wearing clothes. Tomato tomahto.

C’mon Westlake PD, can’t we let these 2 live a little and just enjoy their youth? What’s better than letting your flag pole fly in the wind and enjoying a hot slice of pie? Nothing. That’s what. I refuse to live in a country where being nude, drunk, and hungry for pizza is a crime. My grandfathers didn’t fight in World War 2 for this shit.

If I had any initiative I’d start a GoFundMe for these pepperoni loving rascals to cover their court costs. Pizza lovers stick together and I can’t stand for this. I won’t stand for this.

**disregard the whole OVI and pissing in the cop car thing, those are just minor details obviously.