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Terelle Pryor is coming home to Ohio; is claimed by the Browns

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NAILED IT!

Annnnnd we’re back. We’ve been lacking Browns news this offseason and this is exactly what we needed. I’ve been campaigning for Terrelle Pryor for awhile now. Not that I think he’s a very good quarterback but for the sole fact that he’s 6’5 235 lbs and runs a 4.38 forty yard dash. You can’t teach that. Now that he is making the switch from quarterback to wide receiver things may get rocky, but it’ll be the Browns’ fault if they can’t figure out a way to use him on offense.

Use him as a goal line threat, run a trick play for him, line him up as an outside receiver inside the 10 yard line and throw jump balls to him till the cows come home. Run a bubble screen for him. Hell, I don’t know, run that trick play that Hoyer and Johnny ran last year.

Get him in space and this could happen

(bonus points if it’s vs. the Steelers)

He’s also familiar with John DeFilippo’s system.

A 2016 Browns team of Cardale Jones handing off to Ezekiel Elliot, throwing to Terrelle Pryor, and being coached by Urban Meyer is going to be pretty fun.

*totally disregard this entire post if the Browns end up cutting him and he doesn’t make the 53 man roster**

Introducing Miss Ohio 2015; Sarah Hider

Via Cleveland.com MANSFIELD, Ohio — A 24-year-old woman from northeast Ohio has been crowned Miss Ohio and will go on to compete for the Miss America title. Sarah Hider of Wooster won the title Saturday night after earlier taking home the talent award. Hider was making her third and final attempt at winning the crown. She had competed twice in the Miss Ohio contest before taking a few years away from the competition.


OK Ohio!

Nice little way to start your week.

Pics via Sarah’s Instagram

And here’s her Twitter

Mishmash- Guy streaks through Wal Mart & pours milk over himself; Girl falls down a 3 story balcony; Glow in the dark Aston Martin

Cleveland pic of the day

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Police are looking for a guy who ran through Wal Mart naked and poured milk all over himself. I mean, who hasn’t done that?

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Walter White made an appearance at EDC this weekend

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Mom holding a kid catches a foul ball

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Here’s a glow in the dark Aston Martin

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If you didn’t see Sportscenter’s special on Pete Frates, you should watch it now

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This ram IS NOT a fan of drones

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This should be an infomercial about how you should always take the stairs