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College, ohio

Video proves that Ohio University is most likely the best party school in Ohio

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BRB

*checks eligibility*

Fuck.

Any time there’s ever a video of a MAC school in Ohio partying with a dwarf, a donkey, a million liter vodka bottle, hot girls everywhere, and a dude in a Trent Richardson jersey… it’s getting posted 1,000 out of 1,000 times. I mean, LOOK at these characters here!

OhioUniversity

This guy? HERE. TO. PARTY.

OU3

Guys, look. It’s a Nordic Viking

OU4

OH HIIIIII

OU5

DO NOT tell this guy that Johnny is still in rehab #RehabIsForQuitters

OU6

Derrick Rose should be resting his knee and not dancing at college parties IMO

OU7

Eyes

Suggestive.

OU8

Damon Jones would be so proud

OU9

“Is he doing the thing where he smashes the beer can against his head again?”

OU10

OH HIIIIIII

OU11

Quick: Someone get my man here an updated Oakland Raiders jersey

OUTrent

Akron, Kent State, BG, Miami, Toledo… #StepYaGameUp

Cleveland

Pretty cool video that proves Cleveland doesn’t suck

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According to the YouTube description and video title this was seemingly made as sort of a hype video for the Republican National Convention in summer of 2016. The video was posted on the This Is Cleveland Twitter page. In summary, Cleveland is basically the Las Vegas of the midwest.

Also, when the hell is this damn Toby Keith bar going to open? I’m trying to get my hoedown on and drink from Mason jars.

Also, 22 days till Opening Day.

Cavs

I could watch JR Smith swing a golf club all day long (plus dick jokes!)

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Via JR’s Instagram

https://instagram.com/p/0WowxPtfP2/

I’m a simple man. It doesn’t take much to grab my attention but I’m at the point now where I could watch JR Smith do ANYTHING and be entertained. I’d watch the guy eat cereal or pump gas with a smile on my face from ear to ear. Never took him for much of a golfer but his swing looked almost as pure as his jumpshot. I think it’s safe to say if they guy wasn’t making baskets on the court he’d be making putts on the green.

Bubba Watson posted this picture over the weekend of him teeing it up with JR on Saturday the day before the Cavs played Orlando.

Of course, us being who were are couldn’t let JR Smith’s attire and attributes go unnoticed.

Quick, some JR Smith golfing one liners:

  • What’s Jr’s favorite club? The 9-iron he keeps in his pants.
  • How does JR Smith putt without falling over?
  • What’s JR’s record for holes played in a day? 18? 36?
  • Does JR Smith use a head cover when he’s using his driver?
  • Hopefully he washes his balls after every hole