The above picture was taken during the fourth quarter of the Cavs win over the Magic. The black shirt guy in the front row touched the ball while LeBron was trying to save it before in went out of bounds. As you can see LeBron was not happy and the people in the front row probably crapped their pants.
What do you think each person in the picture was thinking?
- “LeBron, your hairline. What’s your secret and how can I get some?”
- “Sorry bro. These non-prescription glasses blurred my vision and I had no idea the ball was that close”
- “Oh my God I’ve never seen a black guy this close”
- “Is that LeBron? I thought we were at a Phish concert. Who’s got the weed?”
- “Look honey, a BASKETBALL player!”
- “I’m missing the local news for this”
- *Takes Snap Chat and types “Front Row LeBron James bitchesss”*
- “So that’s why they call him ‘King?”
- “I’ll be that good and tall and strong and black one day”
- “Do it LeBron. Kill him. Let there be blood! Do it!!”
- “Day light savings time hmmm why are they saving it and where do they keep it?”
- “What section are the hot dogs at and I wonder how many I can fit in my mouth…”
Bottlegate 