A couple things:
1. He looks like a marionette.
2. Varejao was our best offensive player tonight.
3. Blatt got outcoached.
4. You always look like a dork guarding the ball on an in bounds play. It’s inevitable. Andy just took it to another level.
5. The above video is what I’ll look like then Josh Gordon catches his first pass on Sunday.
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Thor is named People’s Sexiest Man Alive
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Juggalos threaten Portland business…. lol
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Jose Canseco is being weird again and selling the gun that shot his finger off… and the actual finger
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/534493297301938176
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Brock Lesnar could be returning to the UFC after Wrestlemania
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The world’s tallest rollercoaster is opening in Orlando in 2017 and it actually looks like a major snoozefest
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Bill Walton hasn’t showered inside for 35 years
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Vine of the day
Ew
No that’s not a scene from Pulp Fiction or Kill Bill, that’s real life. This fight happened over the weekend at UFC 180 in Mexico City. Cleveland’s Jessica Eye vs Leslie Smith. One girl walked away a winner, the other walked away with no sense of hearing and an ear that droops down like a Bassett Hound’s.
Maybe it’s not the best life decision to willingly fight a girl from Cleveland.
The best part was former WWE superstar Mick Foley (Mankind, Dude Love, Cactus Jack) tweeting to Leslie after her ear went Hiroshima.
https://twitter.com/realmickfoley/status/533888096048525312
Leslie also posted a picture of her ear post-fight. You can check that out here. (Warning: Gross)
PS- I have a crush on Jessica Evil Eye and I don’t care who knows it. There’s just something about a girl being able to beat the ever living shit out of you at the drop of a hat. Plus she’s a Browns fan.
Bottlegate 