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Michigan lost by 16 at home to Minnesota. Let’s all laugh at them and their fans.

This is my new favorite feature here at Bottlegate. Every time Michigan loses (they lose a lot) we’re going to be posting pictures of their sad, dejected, grief stricken, heartbroken, weeping fans. Give me all your tears of unfathomable sadness, Michigan!

(Press play before you scroll, you know the drill)

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Here Is A Sad Gallery Of Sad, Sad Michigan Fans

Here Is A Sad Gallery Of Sad, Sad Michigan Fans

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Kim Kardashian might have the moves to become an NFL fullback

From The Huffington Post-

Kardashian arrived at the show in a chauffeured car along with Kanye West and Kris Jenner. The vehicle was surrounded by hundreds of photographers and onlookers waiting to catch a glimpse of the stars. After she exited the right-side passenger door,Kardashian was tackled by someone from her right side, according to video obtained by TMZ.

In the chaotic footage, Jenner yells “Stop it!” and someone says “Oh my God.” A security guard grabbed the reality star as other security personnel intervened. Kardashian, Jenner and West were then escorted away.

 

 

Damn, did you see the way she just brushed aside that defender? That’s some William “The Refrigerator” Perry power right there. I’ve always knew she had the lower body strength to be a goal line back but I’ve always been concerned with her quickness and her ball handling. OnĀ private tape she shows good hip flexibility and the ability to really finish off a play and score. She doesn’t dance around, just looks for the quickest way to put the pigskin inĀ her the end zone. Kim knows that it’s all about a game of inches. She does seem to struggle in blocking and has an affinity to allow penetration into the backfield. While she can play multiple positions, she is most definitely not a Tight End. Ray Agnew watch your back. She’s Armenian, shaped like a can of Campbell’s Chunky Soup, can break tackles, and runs downhill with a full head of steam. Kim Kardashian Alstott.

 

PS-Ā Real coolĀ outfits, guys

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There was an illiterate chicken at last night’s Indians game

(Now THAT is how you write a headline)

Mathmatically. Nailed it!

 

I sat right behind this little guy at the game last night and I HATED him at first. The more the game got going though I couldn’t help but respect the hustle out of Foghorn Leghorn here. He heckled every single one of the Royals batters and pitchers. EVERY one. The whole game. And he never tuckered himself out. Love the enthusiasm from Chicken Little for a team with like a 4.3% chance of making the playoffs. While his heckling wasn’t exactly the best (too PG and cliche) the Royals could hear every word he said and he undoubtedly got into their heads. Along with getting all sorts of run on TV and social media the guy also got autographs from Cody Allen and Corey Kluber delivered to him. Guess what the autographs were on? Yep, they autographed parts of the original #RallyChicken costume and gave it to the guy. Unreal.

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Corey Kluber autographed this.

Not a bad day at the ballpark when you get on TV and get a signed chicken claw from the eventual Cy Young winner. Guarantee that’s one of one in the world and might be worth some money one day.