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Josh Gordon; World’s biggest…. country music fan?

So Josh Gordon has proclaimed himself the world’s biggest country music fan. Because when you think Josh Gordon the first thing you think of is “country music loving car salesman.”

https://twitter.com/JOSH_GORDONXII/status/510222764138315776

Wednesday night he proceeded to play a little “Name that tune” game on Twitter with his followers. As expected, I nailed every question with flying colors. Really Josh? 2 Darius Rucker songs? At least add some Chase Rice or Cole Swindell, ya know, some artists who aren’t that mainstream yet.

https://twitter.com/JOSH_GORDONXII/status/512390350586261505

Wagon Wheel- Darius Rucker. EAAASSSYYYY

https://twitter.com/JOSH_GORDONXII/status/512394093952262144

Come Over- Kenny Chesney. Even easier. C’mon Josh at least challenge us a little.

https://twitter.com/JOSH_GORDONXII/status/512396460093362176

People Are Crazy- Billy Currington. Alright, this one I didn’t know at first. Had to Google the lyrics.

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Alright- Darius Rucker. Couldn’t be easier.

 

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I mean, why would we ever not peg you as a fan of country music?

I mean no offense to Josh but he just doesn’t strike me as the kind of whiskey swiggin’, boot clickin, juke box kickin, front porch swingin, tractor pullin, beer chuggin sun of a gun that’s normally associated with country music fans. Either way I’m a huge fan of the musical diversity. Plus he looks pretty good in the whole redneck environment.

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I am SO IN on the Booty N Pizza movement

Now THAT is how you market! Take 2 products that people love (in this case butts and delicious pizza) combine them together and VOILA, you have an instant cash cow and basically the best product ever. Do these guys need a spokesman? I’m a pretty big fan of butts but I’m and even bigger fan of a nice pepperoni pie. I think I’d be perfect for the role. I only have one question though- What does “Booty N Pizza” entail? This pic was taken in Lakewood, is it a new pizza shop there? Is this a band? A store? What’s the product they’re trying to sell? Is it a pizza delivery service with a prostitution ring on the side? Is this real life Big Sausage Pizza? I demand to get to the bottom of this. If I’m gonna be the face of Booty N Pizza I have to know what I’m the face of.

I did some digging.. and well, I’m SO OUT of the Booty N Pizza movement

I wan’t nothing to do with that. Booty N Pizza, you can find a new spokesman.