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VIDEO: Man Calls Bruce Drennan “A Huge Penis Head” On Live TV. CLASSIC!

April 5, 2016 Mike Leave a comment

"I just wanted to call and tell you that you are a huge penis head."

Cleveland Sports fans ladies and gentlemen pic.twitter.com/gGGpbqTw8P

— Kyle Green (@Kyle25Green) April 4, 2016

Ha! Jake from Mansield! CRUSHED it!!

The funniest thing about this is that Jake probably waited on hold for 30 minutes just to get that zinger in and the payoff was totally worth it. Any time you have a chance to say “penis” on live TV, you’ve gotta shoot your shot. Almost wish he would’ve went a little more obscene, but hey, beggars can’t be choosers.

If laughing when one of our sports hosts in Cleveland gets called a “penis head” on live TV is wrong then I never want to be right in my lifetime.

Morning Mishmash

Mishmash- Scarlett Johansson robot; Bubbles from TPB arrested; The Mountain water commercial; Malfunctioning escalator

April 4, 2016 Mike Leave a comment

Cleveland pic of the day

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Shane O Mac off the cage!

HERE COMES THE MONEY from 20 FEET in the air!!! #HellInACell #Undertaker #OhMyGOD!! #WrestleMania https://t.co/HIlMQATdD3

— WWE (@WWE) April 4, 2016

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A marijuana dispensary wants the naming rights to the Denver Broncos stadium

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Some weirdo made a robot of Scarlett Johansson

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Steph Curry threw a towel that knocked Draymond Green’s cup out of his hands and apparently I’m supposed to be impressed by this?

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The Mountain has a great commercial for sparkling water

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Top high school recruit Thon Maker is skipping college and plans to enter the NBA draft

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An escalator malfunctioned at a Philadelphia Flyers game

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Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys was arrested for domestic battery

Browns

Today Tony Grossi Revolutionized Football Forever

April 1, 2016 Mike Leave a comment

Grossi: I think the #Browns mindset of this draft is to find guys to score touchdowns or stop them.

— ESPN Cleveland (@ESPNCleveland) April 1, 2016

Damn. After all these years of us watching and playing football, Tony just solved the whole god damn equation. Have players on your team that can score touchdowns AND have players that can stop the other team from scoring touchdowns. Score touchdowns and don’t have the other team score touchdowns. Score more points than the other team. Win the game. Wow. That’s…. genius!!

Ha! Eat shit, Belichick! Our Cleveland Browns beat reporter just laid out the winning formula for every football team at every level. The modern day Paul Brown if you will. Pretty soon he’ll be dropping knowledge dimes in baseball saying that “if the Indians allow less runs than they score, they’ll win.” Maybe he can reform basketball strategies too by saying “it’s better to shoot the ball and have it go in the basket, than have it not go in the basket.”