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Gary Barnidge wore a “Keep the Chief” shirt in Egypt. And I think that’s okay.

This article from SI about the organization Gary has toured with the past four off-seasons (American Football Without Barriers)  is a good primer for this blog.


 

If we’re not careful, Chief Wahoo is gonna put Punxsutawney Phil right out of a job in a couple years. No need for the little critter to predict spring when we can so it ourselves here in Cleveland. Every year, like clockwork, the anti-Wahoo activists grab their soap boxes down from the attic and buy new batteries for their megaphones right around when the Indians head out west to Arizona to get another season of Major League Baseball underway. The beginning of Spring Training and Chief Wahoo arguments seem to always coincide with each other (which is ironic because the logo is nowhere to be found at the complex they share with the Cincinnati Reds in Goodyear.) With so many “traditions unlike any other” here in Cleveland, arguing about our baseball team’s racist logo has got to be right up there.

That’s point #1 here. You kinda can’t deny that Wahoo is a little racist. It’s essentially the Washington Redskins logo without the name. Well, not essentially, it literally is. The cartoon depicts a Native American with red skin. In a vacuum, Wahoo is no different than blackface caricatures. I don’t think there’s any arguing that.

That being said, I love Chief Wahoo. Easy for me to say, I know. I’m a white kid with no Native American heritage. But growing up in the 90’s, the logo doesn’t represent anything other than great memories of my favorite team playing my favorite sport. Does wearing and supporting Chief Wahoo make me racist? Absolutely not. Our logo could be a dolphin, or a jar of peanut butter. We could be the Cleveland Jars of Peanut Butter, and if someone said they were going to make a peanut butter sandwich, I would say “just please don’t eat Brantley or Lindor.” The connection between the logo and what it actually represents has long ago been severed for me. Chief Wahoo doesn’t represent Native Americans. It represents Jim Thome.

Intent is another part of the conversation I think. Wahoo wasn’t created with the intent of disrespecting or making fun of or offending the Native American people. There have been pictures and designs created throughout history with malicious intent. This is most certainly not one of them. From Wahoo’s Wikipedia page:

“In 1947, Cleveland Indians owner Bill Veeck hired the J.F. Novak Company, designers of the patches worn by Clevelands police and firefighters, to create a new logo for his team. 17-year-old draftsman Walter Goldbach, an employee of the Novak Company, was asked to perform the job. Tasked with creating a mascot that “would convey a spirit of pure joy and unbridled enthusiasm”, he created a smiling Indian face with yellow skin and a prominent nose. Goldbach has said that he had difficulty “figuring out how to make an Indian look like a cartoon”, and that he was probably influenced by the cartoon style that was popular at the time.

A mascot that would “convey a spirit of pure joy and unbridled enthusiasm.” 60+ years have passed and what is and is not acceptable in society has evolved, but that original sentiment that Wahoo was created to embody will never change.

These are all arguments I use every spring when people ask me how I could like such a racist logo. That’s another thing, real quick. Me supporting Wahoo is me supporting my baseball team, it’s not me supporting racism against Native Americans. Logos don’t work like politicians. People who support a Presidential candidate support the whole thing, the good and the bad. You might not agree with the candidate on 100% of issues, but you get the whole package when you vote to put them in office. I support Chief Wahoo because I support the baseball team it represents. I support hitting more home runs, winning more games and making it to the World Series. I support the BASEBALL TEAM, one thing Wahoo represents. I don’t support racism, another thing some people argue it represents.

All that being said…if a Native American came up to me and told me that they’re offended by Wahoo, I would say you’re absolutely right and we should probably get rid of him. I can like him and think we should get rid of him at the same time. That’s allowed. As absurd as it seems to some of us to argue about a logo, it’s equally as maddening to some Native Americans whose ancestors suffered through some unspeakable things throughout history. I like the logo and the memories it represents, but those pale in comparison.

So this brings us to the point of the blog, Gary Barnidge wearing a “Keep the Chief” shirt while doing some work in Egypt this week. To me, this is a non issue. I wear that shirt all the time, I’m not racist, I’d understand if they got rid of it. I’m also not a Pro Bowl Tight End in the NFL doing international work that’s being well documented in the media, but as crazy as this sounds, I don’t think that changes anything. Would anyone be saying anything if the shirt had no writing inside of it? No. Does him liking a logo of a team that plays in a community he’s done a ton of work for make him a racist, or even a bad guy? No. What’s the issue here? Maybe he was just supporting a great local business in GV Art + Design. Maybe he wanted to wear something that the most possible people would connect with our city while he does all this great outreach all over the globe. Is there another logo that more people connect with Cleveland than Chief Wahoo? I’m not sure there is.

I can understand people being offended by Chief Wahoo. I can’t understand people being offended by a football player who has been great in our community wearing a tee shirt with Chief Wahoo on it.

and oh yeah….

 

 

 

KEEP THE CHIEF

How Do You Work Out? Terrelle Pryor Rides Hoverboards & Catches Footballs

TP posted this video to his Instagram yesterday:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBiOvKGAFrL/?taken-by=terrellepryor

Well. Welcome to 2016. We’ve got insanely advanced workouts and diet plans at our fingertips but sometimes we’ve just gotta go old school, hop on the ol’ hoverboard, and start snagging some pigskins. Screw running routes or doing some squats, those are for lames, It’s all about hoverboards nowadays.

I still think Pryor has a chance to do something in this league as a receiver with a full offseason under his belt. You know Hue Jackson likes those tall receivers, maybe he’ll take a chance on TP.

TP+JG12+Goff?

It’s a shame we had to wait until the last game of the season to see this:

Here are some other #PryorPorn workout videos he’s posted this offseason

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBLK5eSAFme/?taken-by=terrellepryor

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBSjp4ogFuC/?taken-by=terrellepryor

Still got an arm too

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBVxes1AFl3/?taken-by=terrellepryor

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBYrbKtAFi_/?taken-by=terrellepryor

As A Cleveland Sports Fan, Would You Trade LeBron James For Cam Newton?

Alright alright alright. So I was sitting around with my buddy a day or two ago and we were playing the hypothetical game. Bouncing dumb questions off of each other- “If you could have one animal’s ‘powers’ what animal would it be?” That sort of shit. (speed of a cheetah, obviously)

We got to sports and LeBron came up and my friend asks me “Would you trade LeBron right now for Cam Newton?” LeBron goes to the Hornets, Cam Newton comes to the Browns. Had to think about it a few seconds and I don’t think it’s as black and white as some people think.

So before I catch this Internet fade and all the dorks respond to this post with “OMYGOD WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT,” my suggestion is to lighten up a little and actually think about the question.

Yesterday I even made my first Twitter poll and asked the esteemed and scholarly Bottlegate Twitter followers if they would make the trade. About 1/3 said yes and 2/3 said no. Really thought it’d be more of a blowout in favor of LeBron and it even hovered around 45/55 for like the first 300 votes.

So here we go:

 

The case for LeBron:

  • He’s the best basketball player on the planet and the player of our generation
  • The biggest physical freak in his sport
  • The Cavs were 2 wins away from hoisting the Larry O’Brien trophy when he put the team on his back in last year’s Finals
  • He’s LeBron
  • He may be past his “prime” but he’s still putting up a nonchalant 25 ppg, 6.4 apg, and 7.2 rpg
  • Pencil in the Cavs to represent the Eastern Conference in this year’s NBA Finals
  • He’s the driving force of the team that has the best chance to end Cleveland’s championship drought
  • The face of the league
  • Is only 1 of 5 players on the court that can affect the game
  • He’s LeBron

 

The case for Cam

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  • Cam Newton is the most “must watch” football player on the planet. (He also may be the best)
  • He’ll be named the MVP on Saturday
  • He’s not in his prime yet
  • He’s only 26.
  • He plays the most important position in sports
  • A physical freak where other players at his position aren’t physical freaks
  • Hue Jackson + Cam Newton = Boner Jams ’03
  • You’ll have a legit 10 more years of him as your team’s starting quarterback
  • Cleveland is a Browns town
  • Will be the face of the league (if he’s not already)
  • A good starting quarterback is something Browns fans haven’t experience since the 90s
  • Cam + Josh Gordon?
  • I’ll be able to make “dab” shirts in Brown & Orange and become a billionaire

 

Cons of LeBron

  • He’s 31 and his body has logged about a billion miles and taken an absolute BEATING
  • He’s past his prime. At least that’s what the “experts” tell me (the experts usually tend to be full of shit)
  • There’s a team out west that seems to be a dynasty in the making which may prevent the Cavs from winning a title or two
  • There are still people in Cleveland that have a disdain for him

 

Cons of Cam

  • He dances (lol jk)
  • He’s only 1 of 11 players on the field at once
  • His defense is the 2nd best in the NFL
  • A season like he had this year is not promised in the future
  • Football injuries/concussions cutting short someone’s career are always a concern

 

I don’t think I’d do the deal but I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t tempting as hell. The Browns finally get their quarterback and it just happens to be arguably the best quarterback in the league. The Browns instantly become must watch television with Cam under center, Josh Gordon split out wide, and Hue Jackson calling plays.

Obviously this is a “grass is greener” thing since the Cavs were 2 wins away from a championship last summer. I’m sure the people of Charlotte would decline this offer also and keep Cam in a Panthers uniform. If you’re a Browns football guy or you like to watch the world burn, you probably do the deal. If you’re a Cavs basketball guy, you probably don’t do the deal.

 

PS- Ain’t nobody fucking with me in Microsoft Paint

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