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Full Video Of The Guy Falling Off A Wall In The Pit After A Browns Game. Whoops!

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AAAH, I’M CLIMBING A WALL, TAKE A GOOD PICTURE, HONEY, I’M DEAD

Quick backstory: After the Browns lost to the Raiders earlier this season, this rascal here decided to climb this wall at The Pit (the other tailgating spot for Browns games). Why he decided to climb this wall is a question that will never be answered.

I’ve been waiting FOREVER for the full video to come out because all of the other ones out there ended right before he fell.  Seeing the original video without the fall was like watching the movie Seven and not finding out what’s in the box; like a 3 course meal ending after the entree; like sex with no orgasm. It just felt incomplete. As an audience we needed to see that fall. We needed to see our boy drunkenly climb those rocks and gracefully do an accidental swan dive onto pavement. Man, that was awesome. He survived. Luckily, the concrete broke his fall.

h/t Cleveland Scene

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Arizona Cardinals Head Coach Bruce Arians Calls Bottlegate “The Greatest Game Ever”

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Tell em, Bruce! Tell ’em! I agree 100%. It’s also the best blog ever (almost. not really)

You just know that if Arians wasn’t on the sideline coaching that day he would have been in the stands 15 beers deep throwing bottles on the field along with the rest of those maniacs.

Arians is making his way back to Cleveland this Sunday with the Cardinals and he was having a nice stroll down memory lane with the Browns reporters yesterday.

Some highlights:

Definitely wouldn’t mind BA strolling the sidelines 8 times a year in FirstEnergy Stadium. It’d be a definite upgrade from some of the dopes we’ve had the past few years (though I still do like Pettine). This dude would be loved here. Sigh.

PS- I’d say about 95% of the people on Twitter yesterday tweeted something along the lines of “I always wanted Bruce Arians to be the coach of the Browns!” The Captain Hindsights were out in full force yesterday, it was amazing.

PPS- Cardinals 31 Browns 13

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Browns Fan Makes A “Browns QB Graveyard” Display In His Front Yard

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From Cleveland19.com

On Charles Road, you’ll find an orange and black cemetery depicting Browns quarterback casualties over the years. There are headstones that represent every Browns Quarterback since 1999. 

The years on the gravestones represent the years that the players were here in Cleveland. Some only have one year painted on them because the player only lasted one season.   

 

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You guys hear the one about the Browns having 22 different starting quarterbacks since 99?

Maybe you guys have seen this jersey? It has EVERY last name of the players who have quarterbacked the Browns in the past 16 years. Pretty wild, right?

So when the opportunity presents itself to make a hilarious Halloween display, you’ve just gotta take advantage of it.

Have you seen that new video that’s going viral on the Internet? It’s a clip of a guy talking to a cop and then the guy points down to the cop’s shoes and asks the cop “what are those?” It’s totally hilarious and new and fresh and not beaten into the ground just like this Browns QB joke.

PS- Catch me on another day and I may have a whole different take on this Halloween display. But the fact is right now the Browns stink, it’s Monday, I’m hungover, I lost all my bets this weekend, and I hate everything. Sorry. I’m actually jealous I didn’t come up with the idea myself to be honest.

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PPS- This works well with GMs, head coaches, and offensive coordinators too. I’m sure fans wouldn’t particularly mind seeing “Here lies Ray Farmer; Browns GM 2014-2015”