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Mike Polk is Kyle Shanahan in his 32 point exit strategy to leave the Browns (VIDEO)

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Damn you Mike Polk. Damn you. I’ve been working on my own 32 pt. Powerpoint presentation to post on here but this just blows it out of the water. This was perfect in every way possible down to Jimmy Haslam’s orange tan to Ray Farmer texting Shanahan during the whole presentation. Andre Knott put on a helluva performance as well.

The sad but true thing about this video is that almost every statement out of the 32 were legitimate reasons to leave. Thirty two reasons. Thirty fucking two. That’s how bad things are right now. Whatever, at least we’re getting new jerseys soon.

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With rumors of a Browns new uniform release swirling, here are all the concepts floating around

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There’s a rumor floating around these here interwebs that the Browns may be releasing their new uniforms soon. Some say it’s February 16, some says it’s February 18th, but no one really has any idea. We gathered all the uniform concepts floating around Twitter etc. and rated them. Some are good, some are pretty bad. I imagine that whatever the Browns and Nike come up with, they’ll resemble something in this gallery

UPDATE: Those dates are obviously completely wrong

. If you know of any that aren’t on here, tweet us @Bottlegate

Rating: 7
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I love matte helmets Rating: 9.5
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Rating: 7
Don’t know why, but I’m liking the grey Rating: 7
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Rating: 9 via @Wreckthisleague
Rating: 6
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Rating: 6.5
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Ummm pants? Rating: 5
Rating: 7
Reminds me a little too much of Tampa Bay’s new unis Rating: 5
Rating: 6
Rating: 9

Note: None of these pictures were made by anyone from Bottlegate.com nor do they belong to us. If you see your design up there, let us know and we’ll give you your deserved credit

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Jordan Cameron murdered an Internet troll in cold blood on Twitter today

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OUT IN THE STREETS THEY CALL IT MURDERRRR

Boom. Shut it the fuck down.  This is why Jordan Cameron is one of my favorite athletes in Cleveland.

Quick backstory- Cameron tweeted out “DQ didn’t punch anyone. On to the next headline…” referring to the report that former Brown D’Qwell Jackson punched a pizza boy in the head over a parking space. That’s when “@goahnargasz11” decided he was Louis CK and tried to be funny by asking Jordan “next headline: will you ever stay healthy for one 16 game season?”

And that’s when “goahnargasz11” was never heard from again.

Some anonymous idiot on the Internet wants to joke about an NFL player staying healthy? OK cool, don’t be surprised when you get dragged to the guillotine and Jordan slices your head off in public for everyone to see. You made your bed now you have to lie in it while you get brutally murdered online.

I believe this is what the kids today refer to as getting “ethered.” Such a deserving verbal undressing too. There’s a special place in hell reserved for people that comment and tweet at their own hometown athletes talking shit.

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There’s a report out there that Cameron isn’t interested in returning to the Browns and can you blame him? Who’s gonna throw him the ball? If I’m Jordan I’m leaving this dumpster fire and joining a contender with a real life, living, breathing quarterback like Green Bay or Seattle… If I’m the Browns I’m throwing money at him since he’s the ONLY skill position guy on the team that opposing defenses have to worry about.