Category Archives: Buckeyes

Terelle Pryor is coming home to Ohio; is claimed by the Browns

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NAILED IT!

Annnnnd we’re back. We’ve been lacking Browns news this offseason and this is exactly what we needed. I’ve been campaigning for Terrelle Pryor for awhile now. Not that I think he’s a very good quarterback but for the sole fact that he’s 6’5 235 lbs and runs a 4.38 forty yard dash. You can’t teach that. Now that he is making the switch from quarterback to wide receiver things may get rocky, but it’ll be the Browns’ fault if they can’t figure out a way to use him on offense.

Use him as a goal line threat, run a trick play for him, line him up as an outside receiver inside the 10 yard line and throw jump balls to him till the cows come home. Run a bubble screen for him. Hell, I don’t know, run that trick play that Hoyer and Johnny ran last year.

Get him in space and this could happen

(bonus points if it’s vs. the Steelers)

He’s also familiar with John DeFilippo’s system.

A 2016 Browns team of Cardale Jones handing off to Ezekiel Elliot, throwing to Terrelle Pryor, and being coached by Urban Meyer is going to be pretty fun.

*totally disregard this entire post if the Browns end up cutting him and he doesn’t make the 53 man roster**

There’s an Ezekiel Elliott Heisman campaign anthem and guess what… It’s FIIIIRE

Tough as nails

I bring the hammer

Ran through Oregon, Wisconsin, ran through Alabama

ZEEEEKE

Fire. Straight 102 MPH Randy Johnson fastball fire. When he said “they goin left, then I go right, 150 and a touch that’s a slow night”

If this song is the push Zeke’s Heisman Campaign needed then so be it, we’re off to a blazing start already:

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The track was written by Mekka Don who also has few more Ohio sports related songs

103 days till Virginia Tech.

Cardale Jones is going to beat the sh*t out of Joakim Noah

Cardale Jones and his Buckeye bunch were on hand to witness the beatdown the Cavs gave the Bulls last night. Little did we know a feud between two sports stars would bloom right in front of our eyes.  (I use “stars” loosely because Joakim Noah is the definition of a bum)

It all started when Cardale and co. were shown on the Humongotron at the Q

Them’s fighting words and the whole statement is just stupid on every level. Cardale literally murdered the entire Southeastern Conference on January 1, 2015. But then again everyone knows that Joakim Noah is the fakest tough guy in the world and he LOVES muttering insults under his breath. He’s a 9 year old scorned schoolgirl who was picked last in kickball during gym class. If you recall he did the exact same thing at the Q on Easter.

After the game Cardale found out what Jo said and wasn’t thrilled.

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Can you imagine that fight? The state of Ohio’s current favorite athlete vs. The state of Ohio’s current least favorite athlete. Mayweather-Pacquiao might as well be the JV matchup compared to this showdown.

I love this. The hate just got turned up to a hundred thousand trillion towards Joakim Noah. See you game 3 at your house.

THIS

vs this

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lol

Ding ding ding!
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