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According To Richard Jefferson’s Snapchat, Here’s What The Cavs Championship Rings Look Like

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Can you… can you marry a piece of jewelry? Because I want to marry that ring right now.

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It still hasn’t 100% hit me that the Cavs won the championship. I’m probably at about an 85% right now but once those rings get handed out to the players and the banner gets hung before the first game vs. the New York Superteam Knicks is when it’ll truly sink all the way in. I’m still fully entrenched with all of the “Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals” jokes that sometimes I forget that we’ll be hanging that banner on October 25th.

The Cleveland skyline and the Roman Numeral “52” (as in 52 years since Cleveland’s last championship) are an awesome touch

 

UPDATE: Forgot the Cavs were going 0-82 this season because we’re about to be infected with The Kardashian so enjoy these rings while you can, Cavs fans

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If Tristan Thompson Is Really Dating Khloe Kardashian Then The Cavs Are Probably Going 0-82

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TMZ– Khloe Kardashian has a brand new star athlete in her life … Cleveland Cavaliers studTristan Thompson. 

The two have been spending some serious quality time together recently … and Thursday, they were spotted at a mansion in Beverly Hills … flaunting their impressive physiques.

Khloe Kardashian is a succubus and nothing good will come of this.

Let’s looks at her list of boyfriends:

Lamar Odom- Literally almost died because Khloe drove him crazy.

Derrick Ward- Don’t really know anything about him other than he was a running back on the Giants with Brandon Jacobs. Khloe and him dated in 2008 and by 2009 he was playing for Tampa Bay and only rushed for 409 yards.

French Montana- Hasn’t had a good song since ‘Pop That’ in 2013. Probably Khloe’s fault.

Rashad McCants- Dated in 2008/2009. Has not played in the NBA since 2009. No coincidence.

Rick Fox?- Nothing bad to say about Rick Fox. He’e the man.

James Harden- Dated Khloe recently. Hasn’t made a defensive stop since.

If Tristan continues on this path he’s down there’s no doubt in my mind this could derail the Cavs upcoming season. Forget making it back to the Finals, I doubt the Cavs even make the playoffs. There’s just something about the Kardashians that infect everything they touch. They’re like a disease and once they contaminate Tristan, they’ll contaminate the entire Cavs team and the city of Cleveland. Don’t infect us with the Kardashian slime, Tristan. Don’t infect us.

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Mike Polk Jr goes national, “Who Are We Now?” to appear on HBO

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Mike Polk is like your quirky friend that all your other friends meet and then ask you later “really?” and you explain to them that you grew up together and yeah he’s a little bit off but he’s a good friend and your friends say “oh okay” but they don’t really understand.

On one hand, it’s kinda tough to complain about the national narrative about Cleveland when we’ve got comedians from here making a living off of videos like these. On the other, he’s got some pretty damn good lines in here. Dion Waiters got an audible chuckle.

Also this was definitely Bull and Fox right?

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