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Home Opener Muni Lot Recap

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Browns home games are back which means Muni Lot tailgating is back. The most magical parking lot in the world was in full swing Sunday even though the Browns stink. We might not win many games at FirstEnergy Stadium this season, but the Muni Lot hasn’t lost in decades.

We had dinosaurs throwing kegs at bowling pins

 

We had skateboarding dogs

 

Had to get in a little warm up before the lot started getting full

 

A few shotskis before the game. That’s me on left and Austin 2nd from the right.

Now I’m not much of a weed guy but a joint the size of a cucumber is either the most impractical thing ever or the best thing ever. Not sure which.

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And here are a few more pics that I took, pics that were sent in, and some that were collected on Instagram and Twitter

 

0-2. See you week 5 vs. the Patriots

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Cavs, Cleveland

Mike Polk Jr goes national, “Who Are We Now?” to appear on HBO

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Mike Polk is like your quirky friend that all your other friends meet and then ask you later “really?” and you explain to them that you grew up together and yeah he’s a little bit off but he’s a good friend and your friends say “oh okay” but they don’t really understand.

On one hand, it’s kinda tough to complain about the national narrative about Cleveland when we’ve got comedians from here making a living off of videos like these. On the other, he’s got some pretty damn good lines in here. Dion Waiters got an audible chuckle.

Also this was definitely Bull and Fox right?

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Cleveland

Man took a bullet and a kiss on the lips, in that order, in Cleveland park on Sunday

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From Cleveland.com:

“CLEVELAND, Ohio — A bullet and a kiss – that’s what a man got Sunday in a Cleveland park. A gunman fired a shot into the 19-year-old before planting a kiss on his lips.

No arrests have been made in the shooting, which happened about 9:45 p.m. in a wooded area at Carol McLendon Park on East 98th Street.  

The 19-year-old man and his 20-year-old friend were listening to music and talking at the park. A man they didn’t know slowly walked by the duo and asked for their names.

The two men said their names and the stranger ordered them to the ground before pulling out a gun. He then shot the 19 year old, police reports say.

The man demanded the keys to the 19-year-old’s car. The gunman grabbed the keys, then asked the man for a kiss. He knelt down and kissed the man on the lips and told him: “You have a sexy ass.””

God I love Cleveland.com. We’ve had a bit of a summer lull in the absurd crime stories over the past couple months, but seriously, just look at it:

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“Nah. I wouldn’t click that.” – absolutely no one

The article goes on to say that the shooter couldn’t get the car to start, so he took off on foot. A woman that lives by the park heard a man shouting that he’d been shot, so she called the cops and they carried him to an ambulance when they arrived.

One minute you’re jamming out to some tunes in the park with your friend, the next you’re getting shot and then kissed on the lips and then complimented on your butt and then your car almost gets stolen and then you get carried to an ambulance by a couple police officers. Think the “Life comes at you fast” movement just found a new poster boy.

Hope he’s OK though.